Random Fail: First World Problems

[Ksandra]

An IUD is more effective than a condom. Who here aside from Bane worries about pregnancy when using a condom?

It's pretty nice to have both parties take responsibility if possible.

Here's a shock: Abortions can be extremely emotional and take a toll on a woman's body.


There is 0 wrong with doing both.

[Ksandra]

is she getting periods?

Also, bruh.



Be careful of this logic unless you are going spend some time talking to her about her period history (and don't if you wanna keep this relationship going).

There are two main types of IUDs. One tends to reduce women's periods (see Aks' post above), another can increase bleeding (what I have).

[Greatguardian]

Condoms also prevent the spread of many STIs. IUDs do not. It's not a bad idea to stay wrapped up in a new-ish relationship regardless of birth control status.

[Spicyryan]

Here's a shock: Abortions can be extremely emotional and take a toll on a woman's body.


There is 0 wrong with doing both.

Oh, I had no idea.

[Cream Soda]

Nah man. People need sex. Keeps you sane.

Look how bad CS has gotten guys. He has WAIFU PILLOWS. Ya'll *really* shoulda been on this, cause I really don't know what's after that.

Wat? The pillows have nada to do with my sex life, nor do I use them for that.

Hell, I don't even use lube. The most out of the ordinary thing I do is using my left hand (despite being right handed) as I can't operate a computer mouse with my left hand.

[kuronosan]

I only demand it goes raw when I am drunk or else you are in for 1.5-2.5 hours. Even I don't want to go two hours.

EDIT: And fertility awareness fucking is about as effective as pulling out. So unless you are doing both, I wouldn't.

Which happens to be highly effective unless you have no clue how coming works.

Source: just about every married couple ever

People that say "rhythm never works" have never been in a long term relationship.

[Tokitoki]

My wife and I have been pulling out for years. No babies.

[Zetanio]

The only thing in my apartment that pulls out is my couch.

You guys need to go full bore and just get a vasectomy.

[Tokitoki]

The only thing in my apartment that pulls out is my couch.

You guys need to go full bore and just get a vasectomy.

Except we want kids at some point?

[jacobs67]

I've never been able to use those candy dish condoms they give out for free everywhere. I call them dick stranglers. Sadly they don't just give away magnums =/ and they are quite expensive

[Tokitoki]

We've got two MildRyans now...

[kuronosan]

The only thing in my apartment that pulls out is my couch.

You guys need to go full bore and just get a vasectomy.

Bad troll is bad.

Edit: God not this magnum bullshit again.

[Zetanio]

Bad troll is bad.

Edit: God not this magnum bullshit again.

Not trolling. It's totally reversible. Did it two years ago.

[kuronosan]

Not trolling. It's totally reversible. Did it two years ago.

Except you can't just keep snipping and repairing your tubes like rope. Tissues form scars, and even then it's actually a BETTER idea to pull out because surgery is NEVER guaranteed.

[Zetanio]

After a few months the chances are so close to nil it isn't worth writing out all the zeroes. It's been two years. Sperm count? Zero. After the initial "Do your ladyparts contain troubling infections?" stage of a relationship I can enjoy myself.

[kuronosan]

After a few months the chances are so close to nil it isn't worth writing out all the zeroes. It's been two years. Sperm count? Zero. After the initial "Do your ladyparts contain troubling infections?" stage of a relationship I can enjoy myself.

And in a year or two your chances of having a successful reversal will drop significantly, that's even if the reversal procedure is performed correctly. There are reasons for doing vasectomies. "Because I want to have fun" is NOT one of them.

I digress. There isn't a point to continuing this.

[Zetanio]

Actually it's definitely a reason.

I don't plan on reversing it because I don't ever want to have kids but my reasoning was to have fun.

[Spicyryan]

We've got two MildRyans now...

I haven't even been around for the better part of a year. Nor have I been a pain thus far. I am just a lonely depressed fuck who wants to shoot the breeze. Buncha fgts.

Except you can't just keep snipping and repairing your tubes like rope. Tissues form scars, and even then it's actually a BETTER idea to pull out because surgery is NEVER guaranteed.

Neither is pulling out. At least the vasectomy is more effective.
That being said I wouldn't get one even if I don't want kids. I just don't find contraceptive surgery for either sex appealing.

[Tokitoki]

I haven't even been around. Nor have I been a pain thus far. Buncha fgts.

I know. It was much better without you around. Though your recent posts have at least been refreshingly stupid.

[Spicyryan]

I know. It was much better without you around. Though your recent posts have at least been refreshingly stupid.

I haven't said anything stupid yet. I will side with you against myself when I do.