Random Fail: First World Problems

[Byrthnoth]

Ryan, we get it. You're the most terrible person on BG and no one can compare to how bad your decision making skills are. No need to keep showing off.

[Spicyryan]

Ryan, we get it. You're the most terrible person on BG and no one can compare to how bad your decision making skills are. No need to keep showing off.

I am not in a race to the bottom or anything. Can't I just pop in?

[Xno Kappa]

My wife and I have been pulling out for years. No babies.

This.

[Spicyryan]

Deli meat, bread truck crash delays commuters in New Jersey

Only in Jersey..

[Roranora]

Raw dog all day, fuck condoms. You will get there Bane; we're so proud of your smash.

Ryan, we get it. You're the most terrible person on BG and no one can compare ... No need to keep showing off.

Aye. Quit showing off.

[dasva]

Wat? The pillows have nada to do with my sex life, nor do I use them for that.

Hell, I don't even use lube. The most out of the ordinary thing I do is using my left hand (despite being right handed) as I can't operate a computer mouse with my left hand.

Why do you still need to use the mouse. Don't those H games have auto play features?

[Cream Soda]

Only H-game I actually played was Lightning Warrior Raidy and I actually got caught up in that game and legit played it lmao

[Lyall]

Supposed to be having a cheat-meal dinner tonight but the scale hasn't moved a decimal from Monday. Muh fatboy guilt is going to be in full bloom until I drown it out with whiskey.

[Cream Soda]

lol if you have whiskey then there's your cheat meal

[Lyall]

Basically!

[Ksandra]

Father's day is sunday and I can't fucking figure out what to get my hubby. Kids are still too little to do much other than make the card.

[Zetanio]

Steak and a blowjob.

[dasva]

Supposed to be having a cheat-meal dinner tonight but the scale hasn't moved a decimal from Monday. Muh fatboy guilt is going to be in full bloom until I drown it out with whiskey.

After you drown yourself in whiskey should beat the scale like a red head step child for ruining your lif... cheat meal

[Kalmado]

While I don't have a cheat (since I'm not actively trying to lose weight like I should) I'd think the whiskey wouldn't be so bad for cheat day. I mean, I'm a stout guy and one of those is usually around 250-275 calories. Factor in I can put down six (anywhere from 8.5% abv to 11.5%) and that's a bad day for my health. Something I do far too often.

[Ksandra]

Steak and a blowjob.

We;re going to a mead tasting the day before, but I'd like to get him something material-wise as well. We can't really celebrate Father's Day on Sunday because we have a wedding to go to.

[Lyall]

After you drown yourself in whiskey should beat the scale like a red head step child for ruining your lif... cheat meal

I really like our scale, it's just my body that's fucked up. I either drop weight like an unhealthy person or don't budge at all. Last week I was down 5 pounds in seven days, and then nothing zilch nada since Monday.

Low-carb is weird, but espousing how good it's been for me goes in the other thread. For now, fuck that I'm eating Italian tonight.

[Zetanio]

Whiskey is between 90 and 120 per shot.

[Zetanio]

I really like our scale, it's just my body that's fucked up. I either drop weight like an unhealthy person or don't budge at all. Last week I was down 5 pounds in seven days, and then nothing zilch nada since Monday.

Low-carb is weird, but espousing how good it's been for me goes in the other thread. For now, fuck that I'm eating Italian tonight.

Start taking the long view dude. Doing stuff for immediate results ends in failure, trust me.

[Kalmado]

Actual fail. Bought something that shipped via UPS on Monday from West Virginia. I'm in Michigan. Sat in "departure" in WV for three days. Was supposed to be here today. UPS now changed delivery day to Monday. Flipping UPS.

[Tokitoki]

I mean, I'm a stout guy and one of those is usually around 250-275 calories. Factor in I can put down six (anywhere from 8.5% abv to 11.5%) and that's a bad day for my health. Something I do far too often.

I read this as you're a stout guy, as in short and plump, and was confused as to what whisky you were drinking that was only 8.5-11% abv. Fail on me.

Hard liquor is usually around 60-80 calories an ounce I believe from a quick Google search.