Random Fail: First World Problems

[Byrthnoth]

tell the wildlife guys where you found it so they can release it to its family?

This is not how nature works!

[mallister]

Yeah I passed on all the locality data to the center. I lpoked for the nest myself but couldn't find anything. The building is 3 stories w/ multiple ledges out of line of sight and there are lots of trees around though, it would be easy to miss.

[Jem]

Drove past a turtle at the side of the road on the way to work the other day but was running late so couldn't stop and move it. When I drove past on the way home it was dead

I always stop and move them, I even thought about turning around but figured someone else would move it and I couldn't risk being late. Feel so shit about it now, should have just gone in fucking late.

[Airenn]

Fucking roommates. Texted me today saying omg we forgot to get a sitter for the dog could you take him out tonight and tomorrow plz?

I don't mind that, what I do mind is coming home from work to a house that isn't FUCKING locked, the godddamned alarm not even set, lights all on, my room door open and light on, and the dog not even here. 'Cause they decided to take him and neglected to update me.


But her reply was "Oh sorry I was drinking and then left in a rush."

Bitch, you don't know that I know you got a DUI in your past, but I do. Thin walls. How many more you fucking need?

Orange juice and other drinks left out on the back patio. The trash can left out there, too.


Oh my fuck. OH MY FUCK.

[Airenn]

It's cool. I got the AC on for the entire night. Fuck yes.

[dasva]

Went to my favorite burger place to find out they no longer have a bigger size to their burgers and they raised their prices. $24 for a shake, onion rings and burger fuuuuuck. Still almost worth it

[Zetanio]

24? Shit man. You can get 2 double shack burgers, shack fries and shake for that much.

[dasva]

Yeah used to be cheaper. I mean decent portions like each of those ended up a full lbs or so and there speciality burgers are amazing and you can see them fry the onion rings up right there and such but fuck last time I went and got similar I'm pretty sure was more like 16-18

[Xantavia]

Went to my favorite burger place to find out they no longer have a bigger size to their burgers and they raised their prices. $24 for a shake, onion rings and burger fuuuuuck. Still almost worth it

[jacobs67]

Just consider it a fat tax and think of it as an incentive to not eat fast food

[Zetanio]

Not even a decent troll attempt. You've really fallen off.

[Jem]

In some eastern european holiday locations you could get a different kind of shake for the equivalent of $24! Pretty sure one of my friends paid less than that in Bulgaria!

[Spicyryan]

In some eastern european holiday locations you could get a different kind of shake for the equivalent of $24! Pretty sure one of my friends paid less than that in Bulgaria!

~30 euros in the red light windows of Reeperbahn too, just to put that into perspective. Less if you don't go all the way.

[Anoat]

Holy shit Reeperbahn has gotta be the creepiest sounding name for anything ever.

[Astylla]

We came home to find a small fucking snake in our apartment. By time police animal control came nowhere to be seen. WTF

[Byrthnoth]

We came home to find a small fucking snake in our apartment.

Okay

By time police animal control came

whoa now let me stop you right there. What?

Obligatory Snake House link: http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows...s/snake-house/

[Cream Soda]

Welp, gonna have to call my bank in the morning



Last I checked, my balance on this card was 300 bucks; and I can't even check what the charges to the card are. I'm completely shut out

[BaneTheBrawler]

snakes are bros

especially the little ones. they eat mice and shit. they're like cats.

[Astylla]

Okay


whoa now let me stop you right there. What?

Hubby called animal control but stated they don't do emergency removal I guess and sent an officer from the county sheriff dept. My husband and he tore the bookshelf we found it at apart and searched every box and possible hiding spot to no avail. It was only about a foot long and rather thin according to my husband but how it got in is what scares me.

[Astylla]

snakes are bros

especially the little ones. they eat mice and shit. they're like cats.

I grew up in Florida so snakes themselves are ok, it's the fact there's no way to tell how it got in or what type. As we have 3 cats I just worry. It was my cat who found it, and she's ok so likely it isn't a venomous one but still freaks me out.