Random Fail: First World Problems

[Cream Soda]

Got stung during a wasp right at the beginning of my obstacle course. Had to run 3 laps trying to ignore that pain lol. Made it through the workout but how the right side of my body is semi-numb.

This is the second time. The first time though I got stung in the forehead (but not until halfway through my final lap, so just had to finish half a lap)

[Zetanio]

Wasps are fucking assholes. They found a nest on the roof earlier in the month after me and my neighbor had a few come in from above. Nasty little fuckers. Clean the area and get some ice on it. Bites tend to swell up a ton.

[dasva]

Just to give an example: Their bananas were $1lb at Sprouts and they are pretty standard 69¢lb at Ralph's. Super King (don't think it's up there in that area yet, but it's spreading rapidly) is usually like 99¢ per 3lb.

My stores around here are all random and shit. Like for a lot of the veggies whole foods is the cheapest but most stuff ridiculously expensive. Some things G&G is cheaper some safeway. Target is almost always the most expensive on everything for some reason outside of places like whole foods or lol Trader joes. Haven't tried smart and final yet because well it's 4 miles from home but yeah makes shopping kind of annoying especially with varying sales and coupons. But Costco is usually best

[Tokitoki]

I got a wasp sting to the forehead when I was around 11/12 while swimming at the local pool. Fucking sucked. Best part was that the lifeguards were all my cousins and we knew the snack bar lady so I got a free frozen Charleston Chew out of it (to put on my forehead of course).

[NynJa]

Wasps are fucking assholes. They found a nest on the roof earlier in the month after me and my neighbor had a few come in from above. Nasty little fuckers. Clean the area and get some ice on it. Bites tend to swell up a ton.

Did you burn the house down then quarantine the area like Chernobyl?

[vagus]

I had to rid a wasp nest at my parents place. Sealed up the area and the wasps still hover around the area. Fuckers!!!

[Aksannyi]

I feel a migraine coming on, work until 5:30. Ugh fuck my life.

[Zetanio]

Did you burn the house down then quarantine the area like Chernobyl?

I live on the 29th floor.

No.

[Tokitoki]

That reminds me. I live in a house split into four apartments, two on each side. The woman above us decided to start calling the second floor a penthouse. All her mail says "xx My Avenue P.H., Bronx, NY xxxxx."

I lol'd.

[Zetanio]

That reminds me. I live in a house split into four apartments, two on each side. The woman above us decided to start calling the second floor a penthouse. All her mail says "xx My Avenue P.H., Bronx, NY xxxxx."

I lol'd.

pent·house
ˈpentˌhous/Submit
noun
noun: penthouse; plural noun: penthouses
1.
an apartment on the top floor of a tall building, typically luxuriously fitted and offering fine views.
2.
archaic
an outhouse or shelter built onto the side of a building, having a sloping roof.

It's the bottom one. :D

[Tokitoki]

Hey! We lived there too.











Agreed. Bottom one.

[dasva]

Boss decides to do some painting so have breath the fumes in for a few hours fun times

[Brill Weave]

Wasps are pussies. It's the yellowjackets that must be cleansed with fire at every opportunity......and the dog just crop dusted me. Oh God that's bad.

[Cream Soda]

Still traumatized by mountain dew. Every time I go to take a sip from the bottle while it's on the way I'm like "OH SHIT IS THERE PISS IN HERE" even though I stopped being lazy and pissing in bottles ever since my last accident lol (which is probably like half a year ago now)

[Tyrath]

Wait LOL you drank your own piss by accident?

[Zetanio]

Wait LOL you drank your own piss by accident?

Wat. You don't remember that?

[zoobernut]

Wasps are pussies. It's the yellowjackets that must be cleansed with fire at every opportunity......and the dog just crop dusted me. Oh God that's bad.

Yellowjackets are wasps.

[Byrthnoth]

Yellowjackets are wasps.

Boooooom!

[kuronosan]

You guys don't know the pain of hornets. Fuck wasps.

[Jem]

Oldish woman who sits next to me at work told me her laptop is broke. She said it was just a black screen with mouse cursor visible but nothing else. Asked her if it displayed anything at boot up etc and she said no, just straight to black screen and mouse cursor. So I tell her to bring it in and I'll take it home to try fix.

Turned it on and she wasn't wrong except it was clearly in standby mode, not powered off. Hard rebooted and it loads first time.

Feel bad for not trying it at work as it took me literally 10 seconds. But at least it saved her money as I'm sure wherever she took it to be 'fixed' would have ripped her off.