Random Fail: First World Problems

[FNH]

RoTJ unmasked vader with a trunk

[vagus]

that straight up looks like an older gent with an elephant nozzle
sorry to tell you

That's what I always thought it was.

[Jem]

Yeah I always thought Elephant and just figured you were an Alabama fan or something

[tyven]

fam that is not a dinosaur

[BaneTheBrawler]

that straight up looks like an older gent with an elephant nozzle
sorry to tell you

it is

the neck and everything else is the brachiosaur part


it's a dreamscape creature, and even within the dream it's a genetically modified dinosaur. it's not gonna look exactly sane.

[AidenCarby]

Maybe a shaved mammoth

[Ksandra]

How the fuck is that a dinosaur?

[Zetanio]

It's not.

[BaneTheBrawler]

It's the product of a dream, shit doesn't need to make sense. The body and neck is dinosaur, the face and head is human/elephant. Even in the dream it's a genetic abomination, created by scientists. My dream actually kinda mirrored the plot of the new JP movie, tbh. Gene-spliced dinosaur goes on rampage, etc. This one includes human DNA and is smart enough to know it's an abomination, which is why it's so purely, intensely angry.


Wrath/rage incarnate.

[arus2001]

So, it's a republican~

Anyway, net has been crapping out on me for like 5+ hours at a time the past few days. Can still use my cell for various this and thats, but it's obviously not the same. Gonna run out of stockpiled downloads eventually at this rate.

[Xantavia]

it is

the neck and everything else is the brachiosaur part


it's a dreamscape creature, and even within the dream it's a genetically modified dinosaur. it's not gonna look exactly sane.

Never noticed the neck, figured it was just a shadow. It now looks totally different now that it isn't just a floating head.

[TheDirtyHobo]

It's the product of a dream, shit doesn't need to make sense. The body and neck is dinosaur, the face and head is human/elephant. Even in the dream it's a genetic abomination, created by scientists. My dream actually kinda mirrored the plot of the new JP movie, tbh. Gene-spliced dinosaur goes on rampage, etc. This one includes human DNA and is smart enough to know it's an abomination, which is why it's so purely, intensely angry.


Wrath/rage incarnate.

Did it end with a sweetass duel between it and whatever they call a brontosaurus these days? That would be pretty sick.

[Jem]

Shifter cable bushing on my car broke. Pretty inconvenient when I needed to get to work this morning.

Extra fail because I always know what is wrong with my car but I'm too shit/lazy to be able to fix it myself. Forced it into drive by hand to get it to the garage this morning so at least avoided a tow which is something I guess

[dasva]

A bug flew into my eye while riding to work. Couldn't get it out for awhile now my eye is just solid red

[Airenn]

Normally my work checks show up as pending Sunday / Monday and go through Tuesday. Don't even see it pending this week.

[Aksannyi]

The water is out at work because apparently someone struck the water line somehow, which is weird because it's like 20 feet away from the road. So I've come home on lunch (luckily, I don't live that far away) but dude, I can't only pee once per day. Yikes.

[Zetanio]

I pee every hour. I'd probably just quit. Inhumane work conditions.

[Aksannyi]

They want us to go next door to this cafe but the cafe has been like "customers only," which is their right. And yeah I usually pee several times a day. I'm just trying to drink less which is giving me a headache so yeah.

I wish I could financially just be like fuck this shit but unfortunately, I need to work.

[Modoru]

Time to work from home

[Zetanio]

or just be a man and pee outside.