Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

Yep. One of the highlights of 1900's.

[dasva]

Fun fact, "hysteria" originated as a medical diagnosis that essentially equated to "This woman is on her period and she needs to get laid or something, she's fucking bonkers" for which, i shit you not, the chief treatment was manual stimulation by a physician.

Ah the good ole days.

[zoobernut]

She's not.

I know I thought the parenthesis afterwards would help elude to the fact that I was joking about the "Porch Monkey" scene in Clerks 2.

[Zetanio]

[zoobernut]

Fun fact, "hysteria" originated as a medical diagnosis that essentially equated to "This woman is on her period and she needs to get laid or something, she's fucking bonkers" for which, i shit you not, the chief treatment was manual stimulation by a physician.

Is this what Trump means when he wants to "Make America Great Again"?

[Krandor]

Wait, calling someone hysterical is a slur now?

Edit : nvm I read that wrong

[Aksannyi]

Yeah that would be my response too. I pee pretty frequently as long as I am being good about staying hydrated. It would be rough to work in an environment with no bathroom. I would not be happy about that arrangement.

It was fixed by the time I got back from lunch so it was only temporary, but yeah, that was a shitty (pun absolutely intended) morning shift.

[Cream Soda]

The dream is over. Finally got billed for power again.

4 months of $0.00 was enjoyable while it lasted

[Zetanio]

The dream is over. Finally got billed for power again.

4 months of $0.00 was enjoyable while it lasted

Just think of how low your pro-rated bill will be for the year because of it.

[6souls]

I went out for drinks with a former coworker, who I find attractive, this past Saturday. After a few drinks she revealed to me that she is in a Master/Slave (she's the sub) "relationship" with a Minneapolis officer who is married and has been leading her on (for months) telling her that he will divorce his wife. I think I'm dodging a bullet by not pursuing a relationship.

[TheDirtyHobo]

I really wanted to use nignog instead of idiot, but the connotation for it is more for black people now rather than idiot. Used to not be tho. Loved that word

Etymology 1[edit]
From Cant. Crew : Nigmenog; a very silly Fellow.[1]
Noun[edit]
nig-nog ‎(plural nig-nogs)
(contemptuous, good humored, non-racial, slang) A foolish person; hence, a raw and unskilled recruit. Cf. ning-nong.  [quotations ▼]

Etymology 2[edit]
This term became used as a reduplicative from nigger that became a part of the the slang lexicon of people from Maine, USA and elsewhere around America around the middle of the 20th century. It is also be applied to any persons of color including individuals from the Middle East, however this inclusion is largely exclusive to the UK.
Noun[edit]
nig-nog ‎(plural nig-nogs)
(slang, offensive, ethnic slur) A person of color, especially, a black person.  [quotations ▼]

Unless you're secretly like 55+, it's been a racist term longer than you've been alive.

[Melena]

I went out for drinks with a former coworker, who I find attractive, this past Saturday. After a few drinks she revealed to me that she is in a Master/Slave (she's the sub) "relationship" with a Minneapolis officer who is married and has been leading her on (for months) telling her that he will divorce his wife. I think I'm dodging a bullet by not pursuing a relationship.

Nothing wrong with an M/s relationship. Sadly too many females think with their girly bit parts when it gets tingly after reading 50 shades and can't seem to think straight or recognize when they are being lead on.

[FNH]

Nothing wrong with an M/s relationship. Sadly too many females think with their girly bit parts when it gets tingly after reading 50 shades and can't seem to think straight or recognize when they are being lead on.

I think it's more an issue with her being in a "relationship" with a married person and not the specific kink.

[6souls]

I am completely fine with her enjoying being a sub, she actually revealed a lot of what she is into during our outing, but it's this other guy who she's sees off and on. The on times seem to only be when he wants to get away from his wife for a weekend.

[Andalusian girls]

living the dream

[Modoru]

The fact alone that she maintains the relationship under the impression that he'll divorce his current wife for her is baffling. Nothing wrong with maintaining an open M/s relationship so long as both parties understand and consent to each other's situation, but what makes her think this dude will be faithful for long?
Or at all? Idk this smells like a load of bunk.
People need to get their shit sorted out sometimes.

Kinda went off on a tangent I guess but.

[Melena]

The fact alone that she maintains the relationship under the impression that he'll divorce his current wife for her is baffling. Nothing wrong with maintaining an open M/s relationship so long as both parties understand and consent to each other's situation, but what makes her think this dude will be faithful for long?
Or at all? Idk this smells like a load of bunk.
People need to get their shit sorted out sometimes.

Kinda went off on a tangent I guess but.

Because people go stupid when they think with their cocks/pussies instead of their brains and will believe any drivel they are told.

[Anoat]

Because people go stupid when they think with their cocks/pussies instead of their brains and will believe any drivel they are told.

[6souls]

The fact alone that she maintains the relationship under the impression that he'll divorce his current wife for her is baffling. Nothing wrong with maintaining an open M/s relationship so long as both parties understand and consent to each other's situation, but what makes her think this dude will be faithful for long?
Or at all? Idk this smells like a load of bunk.
People need to get their shit sorted out sometimes.

Kinda went off on a tangent I guess but.

She spent some of the time complaining that he hasn't gone forward with the divorce. I've met the guy before, because he would come by to pick her up for a date or weekender, and he doesn't give off a good vibe. She has no longer reached out to him to get together, but she also won't say no when he wants to. Basically it's complicated and seemingly unfixable. I don't want in with complicated.

[vagus]

Bought a 15 foot HDMI cable to plug into pc to tv for $9. The fucking computer has this .01 inch lip above the HDMI port. So the cable won't fit all th way in. So I need to trim that shit. Fuck.