Random Fail: First World Problems

**zoobernut** · 2013-07-01 12:56

Accidentally ate a single bad cherry last night. It looked ok but then it had a slightly off after taste. Ended up throwing up all last night. Now I feel like I have a hangover this morning. Stupid cherry.

**Abandon** · 2013-07-01 12:59

cherry popped you, lol

**Salodin** · 2013-07-01 14:39

Originally Posted by Abandon

cherry popped you, lol

A+

**zoobernut** · 2013-07-01 16:21

Originally Posted by Abandon

cherry popped you, lol

Well played sir.

**Jefe** · 2013-07-01 16:51

So I was trying to get some sleep the other day, but unfortunately a smoke alarm was going off in the distance. The constant 30-40 sec. chirping wouldn't let me sleep. Now I've become super sensitive to this chirping, as if I have developed a chirpy sense. Just the other day I was playing blops 2 and I heard it emanating from one of the players. When I jog down the streets sometimes I hear the damned thing. It's everywhere. Shit, the other day I was w/ my friends talking about some random subject when I interrupted the convo,

'wait did you hear that,' I said.
'No,' they replied.
We continued w/ the convo, when suddenly
'THAT chirping, you guys didn't hear that!?'
'Nope.'
'Alright guys, just shut up and listen....'
*chirping*
They, 'Oh that, yeah look at that.'

Now I know how Superman/Spiderman feels.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-07-02 03:03

you'll stop hearing it after a while. it only sticks out because it drove you nuts for a bit.

also

Originally Posted by Odin'sLaw

found out 2 of my close friends have IBS and had to listen to what makes them constipated and what makes them trigger happy, as horrible as it sounds i need new friends ._.

shitty friends all around

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-07-02 20:31

wasnt a joke

**Niiro** · 2013-07-02 20:49

Just found an earwig inside a rubber kitchen glove.

Gonna go sit in the shower and cry for a few hours, hopefully reason with the voices telling me I need to cut off my left hand.

**Xantavia** · 2013-07-02 21:08

Once again at work last night, my boss decided to "help" and organize the safe by making bill wraps. He refuses to use the bill counter, doesn't face any of the money, then I have to break open everything when the safe doesn't balance at the end of the night and figure out where counting to 100 failed him.

**Brill Weave** · 2013-07-03 06:59

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

you'll stop hearing it after a while. it only sticks out because it drove you nuts for a bit.

Every day at work the nursing school on the floor above us moves shit around. Seriously sounds like they are moving every table in the joint, just dragging it across the floor. It's been going on for 14 years lol. I don't even hear it anymore unless I'm actively listening for it. It's just a natural sound to me at this point.

**Acturus** · 2013-07-03 08:17

*chirp*

**Laugana** · 2013-07-03 10:12

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Every day at work the nursing school on the floor above us moves shit around. Seriously sounds like they are moving every table in the joint, just dragging it across the floor. It's been going on for 14 years lol. I don't even hear it anymore unless I'm actively listening for it. It's just a natural sound to me at this point.

Oh man, I hear this. In the flat I've had for 5 months, the guy above me moves around like he's stomping all over the place, moving things around, can hear drawers opening etc. I hope for it to become white noise one day.

**Apelila** · 2013-07-04 06:26

^ This is why I always got a top floor apartment, the one time I was on the ground floor a hispanic family moved in above us and it was hell.

**Bail** · 2013-07-04 07:55

Originally Posted by Apelila

^ This is why I always got a top floor apartment, the one time I was on the ground floor a hispanic family moved in above us and it was hell.

Just had a Hispanic family move in behind my house....they have a bounce house and a mariachi band what seems like every Friday night until like 1 am. It drives me nuts (half because of the noise...half because I can't figure out what the fuck they are celebrating)

**Brill Weave** · 2013-07-04 11:43

Wife called and said the a/c isn't turning on. So no central air. On a holiday when I can't call anyone to go look at it

Going to be a shit ass day.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-07-04 14:50

my upstairs neighbors are quiet, except the family off to the side has a 2-3 year old and she's always running around playing. i don't mind, though. she's a cute kid, has that adorable little squealing laugh. the other one is just a young woman. pretty sure i heard her orgasm after a shower/bath once. I was pooping. Probably the most intimate thing I've done with a woman. only time any of them bothers me is when im trying to sleep and have the window open and they're all driving to work and shit. who does that.

**Acevalefor** · 2013-07-04 15:26

I get the feeling that we are the loud family on the block. We have 5 kids (ok, only 4 old enough to play outside) and all the neighbor kids come to our yard to play. There are a few houses around us that have no kids. We probably annoy them a lot, but I wouldn't know because they don't talk to us or any other neighbors with kids.

On a more frustrating note, my wife's brother and his dysfunctional teenagers (3 of them) are on their way here with no notice. Just a surprise phone call saying they are on their way over. Now we are scrambling to hide anything of value that's not bolted down. Last summer they conspired together to steal $2000 from their own grandma. Nobody did anything about it. I don't even want them in my house......

**WrenDraco** · 2013-07-04 16:33

So don't let them in? Currently my own father in law is basically not allowed over, not because he's a thief but because he's an asshole that pesters my cats. Sometimes it's worth a bit of drama to keep your home your sanctuary.

**jmc** · 2013-07-04 16:38

Originally Posted by WrenDraco

So don't let them in? Currently my own father in law is basically not allowed over, not because he's a thief but because he's an asshole that pesters my cats. Sometimes it's worth a bit of drama to keep your home your sanctuary.

This

Lock the doors, and pretend to not be home! Lol

**Acevalefor** · 2013-07-04 19:35

Originally Posted by jmc

This

Lock the doors, and pretend to not be home! Lol

I would do this...but my wife wants to "help" them and talk to her brother about the way he is handling them. Basically, he blows up and grounds one kid for a month because she glared at him and talked back to him. But when she steals something from school and is brought home by the police, he makes excuses for her and there are no consequences because the school won't press charges either.

So for the peace of the household and to keep my wife from having something to hold against me, I told her she could have them over this time but if anything happened, there would be no second chances at all. I'll deal with the consequences of that if and when something bad happens.

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