Random Fail: First World Problems

[Yuri-G]

chiming in: yes, that's some creeper shit. it could be ok if she's into you, but in general I'd say it's not.

[Zetanio]

Buncha fucking babies in here.

You don't demand she sit in your lap. You say it in a funny and flirty way. If she says yes, awesome. If she says no, awesome.

Because you know that since she's in a group of people she's gonna look like a complete bitch if she refuses so you get her to do something she probably doesn't want to do or may not be comfortable doing to save a little face. Can't believe I'm agreeing with NynJa but yeah. It's just like those guys who are like, "What, I don't get a hug?" when they barely know the girl and she looks like the rude one if she refuses.

What the fuck are you talking about it. Do you hang out with people who will think that? If so, get some new friends.

Oh wait.

[Jaybar]

Get off commuter train to find my bike locked to someone elses. They had to know what they were wrapping their cable around for this was just no mistake. Here's to hoping it's unlocked in the morning....

[Tyrath]

Like with everything else, it all depends on approach. Same thing can be done by 2 people and be totally smooth by one and totally creeper by the next.

Also helps if the girl thinks you're attractive obviously.

[dasva]

So some guys decided to rob the armored car guards as they were exciting a bank a few miles away from me a couple of hours ago.... shot a guard and later fired at a police officer who promptly rammed his ass with his police car lol. Guess I'll stay inside today

[Anoat]

If the girl says no you don't get up and make a scene "OH MAH GOD THIS BITCH ISN'T ADHERING TO THE RULES, WHAT A CUNT", lol
She says no you laugh it off and pick something else. She says yes, then all right all right all right.

[Jefe]

Deploying productions using node.js and git in windows is a gigantic fucking pain in the arse.

[Aragon of Odin]

Buncha fucking babies in here.

You don't demand she sit in your lap. You say it in a funny and flirty way. If she says yes, awesome. If she says no, awesome.



What the fuck are you talking about it. Do you hang out with people who will think that? If so, get some new friends.

Oh wait.

Amen!

Holy fuck did no one play truth or dare growing up?

Sitting on ones lap is nothing to grown ass adults. Don't wanna be put in that situation? DONT PLAY A FUCKING DRINKING GAME.

And idk who you're friends are Aks, but if a guy got turned down in our group, the burn is on him not the one turning him down..........

[BaneTheBrawler]

Oh wait.

ouch

[Jefe]

But brah, you have to remember most of BG are a bunch of pc pussies and hideous feminazis. So anything remotely mischievous = rapeish.

Anyway, deployment = success.

[Draylo]

Anyone have that roommate that keeps eating your food? I brought it up once to him and he roid raged saying it was petty and he got all defensive and said he would buy whatever he took from me (5 dollar pack of ham I went to get some its all gone.) What do people do? I might start leaving stuff in my room and lock it but I really don't want a kitchen in there lol. Some examples he takes my sugar all the time, my peanut butter, my yogurts, my water bottles, little shit but they add up and its kinda annoying since he makes a lot more than me monthly lol.

[Cream Soda]

Leave something beyond the expiration date for him (make sure to remove the expiration date) and watch that problem take care of itself real quick.

or if you think that's too far, just start mixing some nasty shit or a bunch of salt etc so he'll take one bite of it and never want to touch your shit again.

Mix salt into that sugar, let him get some expired yogurt, salt the water, etc.

[BaneTheBrawler]

steal his socks

[dasva]

Anyone have that roommate that keeps eating your food? I brought it up once to him and he roid raged saying it was petty and he got all defensive and said he would buy whatever he took from me (5 dollar pack of ham I went to get some its all gone.) What do people do? I might start leaving stuff in my room and lock it but I really don't want a kitchen in there lol. Some examples he takes my sugar all the time, my peanut butter, my yogurts, my water bottles, little shit but they add up and its kinda annoying since he makes a lot more than me monthly lol.

I'd keep non perishables in my room. The rest well find what he likes and add a bit of dish soap. For real fun get lockable food containers and put those in the fridge to really drive the point home. Play pranks on him like swap his alarm clock from AM to PM so he wont even notice anything is wrong, eat his food, etc until he agrees to stop. Or ya know get less shitty roomates

[Andalusian girls]

or just talk to him like an adult. if he keeps doing it keep bringing it up. all but the douchest of dicks will relent, if he doesn't find a new roommate.

[Greatguardian]

Or just eat some of his food.

edit: Or what AG said.

[NynJa]

Amen!

Holy fuck did no one play truth or dare growing up?

Sitting on ones lap is nothing to grown ass adults. Don't wanna be put in that situation? DONT PLAY A FUCKING DRINKING GAME.

And idk who you're friends are Aks, but if a guy got turned down in our group, the burn is on him not the one turning him down..........

Imposing rules that "the hottest girl has to sit on my lap" is pretty creeperish.

Not to mention its causes the card drawing order to get all messed up, and now you're bring a creeper and an asshole.

[Byrthnoth]

steal his socks

Steal one of every type of socks he owns, but do it gradually so he thinks there are sock gnomes.

When it gets drunk, wait for him to go to sleep and sneak into his room with two stolen socks on your hands. At this point there are two possible paths:
1) Kill him, take off the socks, and put them in his sock drawer. Ideally pair them back up. Remember to not touch anything with your hands. You were never there!
2) Make a loud noise to wake him up and perform an original sock puppet play about how he should stop stealing your shit. Bonus points if you bring extra stolen socks for cast changes. I recommend some kind of table or cardboard box to hide behind while performing. Seeing the puppeteer breaks immersion.

I'm also going to side with Nynja here. People you should ask to sit in your lap: 1) your own children, when you're reading a story to them or some shit 2) a lapdog or puppy that you're going to regret teaching to sit in your lap when they're 60 pounds but it's so cute right now. For me it's not really the social coercion aspect of it as much as the "it's really fucking weird to ask an adult to sit in your lap are you fucking santa claus or some shit?" Which actually brings 3) other people's children exclusively when you're employed as a Santa Claus at the mall.

[Tokitoki]

I'm also going to side with Nynja here. People you should ask to sit in your lap: 1) your own children, when you're reading a story to them or some shit 2) a lapdog or puppy that you're going to regret teaching to sit in your lap when they're 60 pounds but it's so cute right now. For me it's not really the social coercion aspect of it as much as the "it's really fucking weird to ask an adult to sit in your lap are you fucking santa claus or some shit?" Which actually brings 3) other people's children exclusively when you're employed as a Santa Claus at the mall.

4) Your friends of the same gender if you're at a wedding and everyone is sitting down for dinner.

[Tyrath]

5) When you have more swag than people in this thread apparently and wanna use it to hit on girls.