Random Fail: First World Problems

[Tokitoki]

I'm still standing pat on ruining the card drawing order is a dick move.

Everything is serious!

Agreed.

When we play asshole and people refuse to move to get in the correct order I'll usually deal in the correct order at least. People get really confused when I start dealing all over the table.

[Zetanio]

Agreed.

When we play asshole and people refuse to move to get in the correct order I'll usually deal in the correct order at least. People get really confused when I start dealing all over the table.

Asshole is a whole different story.

[Tyrath]

Asshole is indeed different.

But you turn order sticklers sound like people I'd never wanna play kings with.

[tyven]

Asshole is indeed different.

But you turn order sticklers sound like people I'd never wanna play kings with.

a super fun thing about me is i stopped playing shit like kings when i became an adult. so you dodged that bullet

[Ksandra]

Moved the ffxi player to a new thread. I think that warrants people knowing since many here play/played.

[Tyrath]

a super fun thing about me is i stopped playing shit like kings when i became an adult. so you dodged that bullet

-1 point for trying to act like you're too old for something other people find fun

[Tokitoki]

a super fun thing about me is i stopped playing shit like kings when i became an adult. so you dodged that bullet

I haven't played Kings in... 7 or 8 years I think.

We play asshole often, though. Mostly because my wife and I like card games and we can always get at least one other friend to agree. Most people will follow suit when 3-4 people are up for it.

[Anoat]

Theres nothing "swag"ish about using a card game rule to force someone to sit in your lap. If there was any swag to be found, she would sit in his lap without mandating it over a card game.

What will you do (Anoat) if one of the girls pull a king and find it funny to make a rule that you have to sit in a guys lap?

I'd fucking do it because it's not a big deal to me, lol

Some of y'all are confused, thinking I'm pulling this on any hot girl that happens to be there. Nah. These are people I either know/comfortable with or on rare occasion someone I've just met that night but we've already been hella flirting etc.
And if she says no? Okay. Nobody is forcing anyone to do anything. Move along.
I don't claim to have any kind of "swag", I actually hate that damn word. ITT flirting using social cues and reading the room is creepy.

Thanks for calling me normal though tyven.

[tyven]

-1 point for trying to act like you're too old for something other people find fun

psh i havent adhered to a point system in years!

I'd fucking do it because it's not a big deal to me, lol

Some of y'all are confused, thinking I'm pulling this on any hot girl that happens to be there. Nah. These are people I either know/comfortable with or on rare occasion someone I've just met that night but we've already been hella flirting etc.
And if she says no? Okay. Nobody is forcing anyone to do anything. Move along.
I don't claim to have any kind of "swag", I actually hate that damn word. ITT flirting using social cues and reading the room is creepy.

Thanks for calling me normal though tyven.

np fam

[BaneTheBrawler]

i honestly have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about

like, the lap thing i get

idk what the fuck these games are

[tyven]

i honestly have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about

like, the lap thing i get

idk what the fuck these games are

Asshole
Kings
Up the river down the river
99
Shoulders

These are the foundation of any well lived college experience sir

[Zetanio]

There are many others as well.

[tyven]

There are many others as well.

FORGIVE ME I AM OLD NOW

[Zetanio]

Same here man. Every area has different games. Gotta play em all!

[tyven]

Every area that is not my area SUCKS. Also I was only listing card games. Tho technically shoulders involves no cards. All you need is arms. Wow it's the best

[Zetanio]

Other great games.

Fuck the dealer
Taxi driver

[Cantih]

idk what the fuck these games are

It's all basically the college frat version of scissors.

[Anoat]

One of the things that surprised me when people visited from the northern states was the difference in drinking games. In the south, we play beer pong. In the north what we called beer pong, they call the same game Beirut I think? Their version of beer pong is actually played with paddles.

[Tyrath]

Bruh, someone teach me 99 and shoulders.


I could google it but you know.

[Zetanio]

It's called Beirut.