Random Fail: First World Problems

[BerenTebogo]

It's called Beirut.

Being pedantic over the name of beer pong is not cute.

[tyven]

Bruh, someone teach me 99 and shoulders.


I could google it but you know.

oh shit son you are about to embark on a fabulous adventure. 99 was the fucking best cuz it was a speed game and loser had to chug a beer. wish i could remember the rules better but basically everyone has 3 cards, the remainder are face down in a stack in the middle. A card's value is based on its number 2 is 2, 3 is 3, all face cards are 10 etc, except a few have special powers and thats what i cant quite remember. I believe 8 reverses player order, 4s and 10s are + or - based on the players discretion, and there might be another.

So anyway someone plays a card, that is your sarting number, usually someone will lead with a 10 value card. after playing a card you draw from the face down remaining cards so that you have 3 cards at all times. If the person after you plays and draws a card before you replenish your deck then you are stuck with two cards for the remained of the game. you go around the circle adding or subtracting with your cards and the loser is the person that plays a card that takes the value over 99.

We would play that loser had to shuffle, deal, and then finish their drink before the next game ended. they could not touch their drink until the first person played a card. If the loser didn't finish their drink they have to finish the remainder plus another beer during the next game, along with whoever just lost that game.

i am sure none of that made sense so you might want to google

[tyven]

Being pedantic over the name of beer pong is not cute.

filthy game for filthy people

[Cream Soda]

Monday night drinking was not worth. Decided to double up on cardio for the following 4 days in order to counter all the extra calories I took in.

Florida humidity and double cardio are kicking my ass(on top of insomnia and being borderline anemic on a caloric deficit lol). 2 more days to go; then back to single days

[Anoat]

filthy game for filthy people

Well, yeah you usually play with shit light beer. Nobody wants to waste good stuff on beer pong. But college girls have fun playing and so the cycle continues.

[Tyrath]

No, you just use water and drink out of your own cup, otherwise it actually is fucking filthy.

[BaneTheBrawler]

i haven't heard of any of this shit except beer pong. only ever played beer pong, tippycup, or hammershlagen.


but then, i spent my only semester in college being sick and playing WoW and XI. Still, I've been to enough parties that I should have heard of some of this shit by now if anyone played it around here.

[Zetanio]

hammershlagen.

Explain.

[Roranora]

Hammerschlagen is great.

Everyone gets a nail, last nail standing wins. All nails are tapped in a stump, just enough to be firm. (Super poor form to not tap your nail in a little bit and it later goes flying) Just one hammer for everyone playing, players take turns swinging at someone else's nail. When the nailhead is flush into the wood, that player is done. It's great for alliances, chicks, and Carhartt dudes like Bane.

Don't let the girls flip the hammer before swinging, although that's the real way to do it.

[Anoat]

No, you just use water and drink out of your own cup, otherwise it actually is fucking filthy.

Bacteria builds character.

[Zetanio]

Oh, we call that Stump. Terrific game.

[Roranora]

Use water for beer pong cups, god damn.

[FNH]

Other great games.

Fuck the dealer
Taxi driver

We called it drunk driver, but that is insensitive.

tippycup,

what is this? Is it flipcup?



and ya water in your cups

[zoobernut]

Are you guys seriously worried about hygiene in beer pong? It is alcohol...
Why do you think they primarily drank mead, beer, or wine over water for such a large part of history?

[Zetanio]

More worried about all the shit on the ground.

[Byrthnoth]

I'm not saying all bacteria can swim around in a 4% miller lite ethanol solution happily, but it's not going to reliably sterilize them and won't do shit to viruses.

I excelled at it, but beer pong was a dirty as fuck game and we should be old enough to admit that now.

[kuronosan]

I'm not saying all bacteria can swim around in a 4% miller lite ethanol solution happily, but it's not going to reliably sterilize them and won't do shit to viruses.

I excelled at it, but beer pong was a dirty as fuck game and we should be old enough to admit that now.

Disinfect, and I think we use at least 20-30% in the lab for cleaning, 70% for pathogen disinfection.

Most bacteria won't handle 4% very well, but there are quite a few pathogens that would be just fine (encapsulated ones and staph come to mind).

[Cream Soda]

Man i hate life right now. Grabbed root beer instead of diet and drank half the first bottle before I realized. So now I'll have to run another mile tonight and I already did a double today. I'm also still thirsty AF because I threw the rest of the first bottle out and gave the second one away

[Boyiee]

We played beer pong with beer in the cups but each side had a water cup to rinse the balls between throws.

Also, beerio kart is king.

Pretty sure 4 of us finished a 30 pack in under 10 minutes one night, was fucking hell. No rainbow roads.

[vagus]

If you are bad at social cues and such. Don't do it.

Best advice.