Random Fail: First World Problems

**Boyiee** · 2016-07-14 21:08

Alive btw.

**Vandalhart** · 2016-07-15 05:55

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Mario party. Every time you get a star everyone else takes a shot

This would have to be played with the Mario Party 8 and below. I think the latest one (maybe the one before) they started everyone traveling around the board in a group vehicle. I'm not even sure if you collect full stars anymore. I think you collect mini stars and have to outrun Bowser.

**Brill Weave** · 2016-07-15 06:26

Originally Posted by Boyiee

Alive btw.

Be careful homie.

**Tokitoki** · 2016-07-15 06:55

Originally Posted by Apelila

...because that's what happens when the engineering department schedules things?

/runs

It's the state, not anything else.

**Lyall** · 2016-07-15 09:30

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

It's the state, not anything else.

My zero-insight guess is budget issues. Testing isn't free and a lot of the costs have to be made known waaaay out front because government budgets tend to be shoestring before the start of a new fiscal year. It's possible they cut off months in advance to make sure they have just the necessary amount of cash on hand for the process and then spend the rest on whatever else needs it.

**Tokitoki** · 2016-07-15 09:31

Originally Posted by Lyall

My zero-insight guess is budget issues. Testing isn't free and a lot of the costs have to be made known waaaay out front because government budgets tend to be shoestring before the start of a new fiscal year. It's possible they cut off months in advance to make sure they have just the necessary amount of cash on hand for the process and then spend the rest on whatever else needs it.

Nah, there's a processing fee and a testing fee specifically for this exam.

They're just shitty and contradictory.

**Cream Soda** · 2016-07-15 10:31

Been in the 162lb range for the last week. Haven't lost anything more despite doing cardio 7 days a week and eating 1,300 cals a day lol

**dasva** · 2016-07-15 11:15

So riding home and this POS pickup with monster truck tires starts to pull out of a parking lot all of about 2-3 car lengths ahead of me. Fucker looks straight at me and says fuck it and pulls out right in front of me and then stops blocking the entire lane for actual traffic. The real fail is my natural instincts kicked in before I could stop them and hit the breaks hard. I really wanted to see how much I could dent the side of his shitty truck

**Anoat** · 2016-07-15 21:19

The Buffalo Wild Wings near my house is a Poke Gym. One side is right next to a road, and the parking lot is in the back. The gym node is centered so that you can't access it from the parking lot. I even briefly parked in the curbside parking to go spot and still wasn't close enough. Can't stop on the other side because of the main road. Have to park and go inside to use it. God damn it lol

**Jem** · 2016-07-16 00:49

Set off for work at 4am on Friday. Just got back home at 130am Saturday morning. Fuck today's work schedule.

**dasva** · 2016-07-16 02:34

So today almost got in a wreck with the car in front of me because they suddenly slammed on the brakes out of no where in order to catch a pokemon.

**dasva** · 2016-07-16 16:34

So like a year or 2 ago randomly stopped by a burger place while out on a route and it was amazing. Recently found it and it was pretty close to home. Decided today gunna be super fatty splurge cheat day and go with coupons lol. Get there and seems they've discontinued their bison burger

. And another place close to me recently did too.

**Vandalhart** · 2016-07-16 17:05

Okay, so for the last month I've had a sneaking suspicion that there's a hornet's nest under the front steps of the house.
Today, I could see it looking down through one of the cracks, and decided I'd try to take the steps off. I raided it, and went to work, but I got stung once before I put on me baklava.

I struggled with the steps but I can't seem to get them off. I took one of the boards off the top riser, but it's not giving me access to the area where the stupid nest is. I raided it down, but I'm not sure how to proceed. Anyone have any advice?

I don't really want to burn the place down :D

**Brill Weave** · 2016-07-16 17:27

Fire is the only way. You've got homeowner's right?

**Scizor** · 2016-07-16 17:27

I fell over in the shower today. Had to get my wife to pull me out as id managed to twist myself right up.

Fun times.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-07-16 17:59

Originally Posted by Vandalhart

Okay, so for the last month I've had a sneaking suspicion that there's a hornet's nest under the front steps of the house.
Today, I could see it looking down through one of the cracks, and decided I'd try to take the steps off. I raided it, and went to work, but I got stung once before I put on me baklava.

I struggled with the steps but I can't seem to get them off. I took one of the boards off the top riser, but it's not giving me access to the area where the stupid nest is. I raided it down, but I'm not sure how to proceed. Anyone have any advice?

I don't really want to burn the place down :D

just keep taking boards off?

Originally Posted by Scizor

I fell over in the shower today. Had to get my wife to pull me out as id managed to twist myself right up.

Fun times.

know dem feels. hope you didn't fuck anything up on the way down.

**dasva** · 2016-07-16 18:11

Originally Posted by Vandalhart

Okay, so for the last month I've had a sneaking suspicion that there's a hornet's nest under the front steps of the house.
Today, I could see it looking down through one of the cracks, and decided I'd try to take the steps off. I raided it, and went to work, but I got stung once before I put on me baklava.

I struggled with the steps but I can't seem to get them off. I took one of the boards off the top riser, but it's not giving me access to the area where the stupid nest is. I raided it down, but I'm not sure how to proceed. Anyone have any advice?

I don't really want to burn the place down :D

Hot box them and see what happens

**arus2001** · 2016-07-16 18:48

Originally Posted by dasva

Hot box them and see what happens

Was going to similarly suggest like laying tarps around the area if you can adequately seal them off, then use some kind of smoke/bug bomb. Then just kinda let it stew for a couple days. :/

**Vandalhart** · 2016-07-16 19:02

Originally Posted by arus2001

Was going to similarly suggest like laying tarps around the area if you can adequately seal them off, then use some kind of smoke/bug bomb. Then just kinda let it stew for a couple days. :/

That may be a little difficult to do, but I'll look into it. I need this taken care of before I get the landscaping done. We need to take the porch skirting off, but I would want to get this removed before I have someone do that.

**zoobernut** · 2016-07-16 19:18

Not sure what is going on but my left wrist started hurting yesterday and has progressively gotten more painful to the point where I can't even pick up anything with it even small stuff. It hurts so damn bad. Too much time on the computer I guess? Never had this before. Doctor time. Fuck.

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