Random Fail: First World Problems

[Jefe]

I'm going to a wedding but it's so Godamn hot, dude. FML

Edit: The reason why the poor bastard is keeping all the emails is cuz you're one angry woman and a rabid feminazi.

[Fievel]

So much smoke in the air due to a nearby fire, went from seeing it off in the distance to just being blanketed in it so quickly.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lo...387984602.html

[Xno Kappa]

Stupid fucking cat dropped my laptop and now the right side is pretty banged up and partially open because I had something plugged in the USB port at the time. Everything still works just fine but it's a huge eyesore. Are there any places like Best Buy or something that can repair it?

[arus2001]

Doubt it. Sounding like the plastic lip just kinda shifted due to the impact, though. If you're gentle, you can probably realign it. May never look perfect again, though.

[Blubbartron]

If it doesn't snap back together nicely, a little duct tape will do the trick.

[Xantavia]

One of our lines on the movie marquees burnout out in the box office. The movie that should be listed, but isn't, is Hillary's America. Cue the conspiracy theorists going on about how Obama and Hillary are trying to stop people from seeing this movie.

[Aksannyi]

I'm going to a wedding but it's so Godamn hot, dude. FML

Edit: The reason why the poor bastard is keeping all the emails is cuz you're one angry woman and a rabid feminazi.

You seem to have missed the definition of feminazi, because contrary to what you believe, I don't hate men or want them all to die. I also have not identified as a feminist for that long, though admittedly, part of the reason I wanted to divorce was that I was really interested in being my own person and not someone he could control/smack around. I don't think that makes me a feminazi, but you're gonna believe what you want anyway so whatever.

But I'm not about to tell my children about all of the controlling behaviors, all of the times he smacked me, all of the times he went out of his way to isolate me from my family and people who cared about me, because I don't want my kids to hate their father. The fact that he has had two additional wives (and divorces) since me should be enough of a picture to both of my kids that my ex does not have a great track record when it comes to women. I'm far from perfect, but really, nothing good can come from my children seeing these things. I'm not the same person I was twelve years ago, and I'm reasonably sure my ex isn't, either. I have no idea if he let my son find these things on purpose (I don't think he's that underhanded but hell if I know at this point). It just doesn't make sense to me to keep all of that shit. I've thrown out a lot of stuff that my exes have given me over the years because I just don't need the clutter/reminders. There's no reason for him to cling to all that shit.

[Blubbartron]

To be fair, it's kind of fucked up that you're cool with your kids hanging around someone who you're claiming abuses women. Doesn't make a lick of sense to me.

[Vandalhart]

The only thing you can really do it have a discussion with your kids about how things are now and what they were like back then. It sounds like you dealt with it pretty well if you ask me. I'm not sure how old your kids are, but eventually, they'll have the parent blinders removed and they'll be judging yourself and their father against adult sensibilities. The longer you can hold that off, the better for them.

I personally, have an email chain/text conversation printed from my ex girlfriend in some memory box somewhere. At the time, I wanted it as a reminder of things I'd done wrong. It's still there, I just haven't thrown it out. It could have been a similar situation as your ex. He just may have forgotten about them wherever they were.

[Aksannyi]

To be fair, it's kind of fucked up that you're cool with your kids hanging around someone who you're claiming abuses women. Doesn't make a lick of sense to me.

They don't live with him, they live with family. And since I never pressed charges on him, I have no legal basis to keep him away from the kids. He has never laid a hand on them.

[dasva]

So come to find out some of the nutrition and weight advice that my gfs doctor has been giving her seems to have been based more on the doctor thinking her own weight was fine and therefore women with similar builds should be fine. Which ended up with the doctor getting super concerned and advising my gf not to lose any weight because it's dangerous or something when she was at the high end of healthy. Bitch the line between healthy and overweight isn't a target to stay at it's a max

[tyven]

Trust me that heffer should lose some weight

[NynJa]

Its been a long long time since i saw the term heffer used, thank you tyven

[tyven]

Always glad to contribute fam

[Ksandra]

Space reserved for when the house we're buying, the apartment we're living in, and/or the school I work at get caught on fire.

[Airenn]

Not even spelling heifer right

[tyven]

Not even spelling heifer right

TAKES 1 TO KNOW 1

[Airenn]

Yea well not much rhymes with Heather, so it was slim pickings for teasing nicknames when I was growing up

[Aksannyi]

Luckily for me, The Wedding Singer came out in 1997 giving idiots everywhere a way to amuse themselves by calling me "Julia Goolia."

[BerenTebogo]

Julia is an awful name. True fail.