Random Fail: First World Problems

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-07-26 08:52

jesus christ that's awful

**Airenn** · 2016-07-26 11:03

Agree. Horrible. I can't even comprehend that loss.

**Byrthnoth** · 2016-07-26 11:05

>:/ you guys lack empathy

**BerenTebogo** · 2016-07-26 11:07

Originally Posted by Byrthnoth

>:/ you guys lack empathy

Said on an internet gaming forum.

**Melena** · 2016-07-26 11:11

Nearly had my car totaled last night. Was leaving a parking lot to grab some food after dropping off laundry at the laundromat and some dumb bitch decides to speed through a turn into the driveway at 30mph, nearly going into the bushes. If I left 3 seconds earlier, she would have hit Astylla and I head on.

**Cream Soda** · 2016-07-26 12:05

Earache, toothache on left side of mouth, gum on the right side is tender (where I got a tooth pulled a year ago), super sore throat, so hurts to swallow.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-07-26 12:17

Cancer. Sorry, CS, you had a good run.

**Tyrath** · 2016-07-26 12:20

Lack of poon. This is why we were all trying to get you laid.

**Zetanio** · 2016-07-26 12:23

Originally Posted by Tyrath

Lack of poon. This is why we were all trying to get you laid.

True facts right here.

Started getting laid very consistently. Health problems are gonzo.

Real talk, you have strep most likely. Go to el doctor.

**Brill Weave** · 2016-07-26 12:24

Originally Posted by Melena

Nearly had my car totaled last night. Was leaving a parking lot to grab some food after dropping off laundry at the laundromat and some dumb bitch decides to speed through a turn into the driveway at 30mph, nearly going into the bushes. If I left 3 seconds earlier, she would have hit Astylla and I head on.

Gotta get that Squirtle bro.

**Cream Soda** · 2016-07-26 12:33

Originally Posted by Zetanio

True facts right here.

Started getting laid very consistently. Health problems are gonzo.

Real talk, you have strep most likely. Go to el doctor.

I'll pass. Uninsured lol. If I die it was a good run. Fuck that doctor bill

**Melena** · 2016-07-26 12:41

Get the fuck out of florida so you can at least get some coverage.

**Anoat** · 2016-07-26 13:15

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I'll pass. Uninsured lol. If I die it was a good run. Fuck that doctor bill

Go to a CVS or Walgreens or anywhere with a pharmacist on duty, ask at the consultation window and the pharmacist can give you a quick Q&A and brief exam for free. When I worked at Walgreens in college we'd see it a lot and it was never an issue.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-07-26 13:35

Originally Posted by Melena

Get the fuck out of florida so you can at least get some coverage.

yeah, dude, florida is not treating you well.

**NynJa** · 2016-07-26 14:43

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I'll pass. Uninsured lol. If I die it was a good run. Fuck that doctor bill

But do you want to die a virgin?

**dasva** · 2016-07-26 15:41

So seems the warehouse door is stuck so now it's stuck open and gotta keep the office door to warehouse open so I can keep an eye on it. ie it's 93 out and I can't run the AC and have to keep the doors open. And boss doesn't believe shorts can look professional so in long pants

**Pringles** · 2016-07-26 17:17

Apartment my gf and I are moving into only allow Comcast or a crappy local DC cable company RCN to service their building. I'm gonna miss my fios.

**Tyrath** · 2016-07-26 17:30

I've seen RCN in my state so its not that local.

**Zetanio** · 2016-07-26 17:36

RCN up here as well. Really Crappy Network is the go-to moniker.

**dasva** · 2016-07-26 20:52

So tell boss it feels like he cares about every single customer way more than all his employees. He says of course he does we don't pay him money. And he wonders why his customers walk all over him and employees don't tend to stay super long

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