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2016-08-02 12:38 #18281RNGesus
Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast
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2016-08-02 12:39 #18282Nidhogg
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Oh I'll come back and let you know for sure, lol.
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2016-08-02 13:33 #18283Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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Already calling you leave your thumb too close to the hammer and you get a chunk of skin ripped off
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2016-08-02 14:07 #18284Ridill
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I did that once but was mostly because fingers were numb as hell so didn't move it in time once. Of course fingers were so numb barely felt the impact and thought nothing of it till I started bleeding everywhere
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2016-08-02 14:20 #18285Sandworm Swallows
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I remember my first and only Baretta bite
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2016-08-02 15:37 #18286You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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Signing date was pushed back so we have only one weekend to move instead of two. BAH
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2016-08-02 17:06 #18287Sandworm Swallows
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That feel when the only reason you don't want to hang out with someone is not wanting to be the token black guy of the group.
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2016-08-02 17:12 #18288Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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This is the sort of download speeds I deal with at work. In wifi for this picture but wired wasn't much better. It took about six minutes to download a Java update.
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2016-08-02 18:03 #18289
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Damn!
Originally Posted by AoE
Awww HELL NAW.
Shit!
That shit is wack!
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2016-08-02 18:10 #18290Ridill
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So to log into my bank online or phone ap I'd have to use some weird access number that of course would never remember but was easy to look up each time. Well seems like they finally figured out how annoying that is and decided to switch to a username we create. Great idea... except the first I've heard of it is trying to log in right now and it's requiring me to log in with a username that I have to first log in to create <.<. But wait it gets better. If I try to retrieve username instead of just asking some simple identifying information like dob ssn like normal it asks me that and full bank account numbers.
Best part is apparently they did send me an email about it a couple of days ago but that it would be a new additional option and it's clearly the only option now
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2016-08-02 18:16 #18291The Anti Miz
The Anti Miz of the House of Weave
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legendary Originally Posted by Zetanio
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2016-08-02 21:23 #18292Queen of the Pity Party
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this guy on a dating app just said that "Canada is like a whole different country"
he's cute so I'd like to continue the conversation. but how? I mean, what do you even say to that? "yes... yes it is."
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2016-08-02 22:13 #18293The Shitlord
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that's exactly what you say. an amused, gentle response is da best. you get to be smart and funny, and if you do it right you're inviting the other person to share the joke rather than having it at their expense... and everyone loves an inside joke.
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2016-08-02 22:15 #18294Ridill
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Or berate them for having the education of a fourth grader and dont throw your dick in something with a mental age that may as well make you a pedophile.
But definitely mock and berate them for an extended length of time.
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2016-08-03 01:16 #18295Ridill
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Go to do dishes and all of a sudden I hear a random gush of air from my bike. Tire goes flat quick. Somehow spontaneously developed a hole where the rubber ends on the valve. Not sure why that causes it to leak out so much given the metal goes quite a bit farther down but pretty sure this isn't patchable
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2016-08-03 01:43 #18296Nidhogg
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Originally Posted by Yuri-G
Originally Posted by SathFenrir
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Maybe it's his first time dealing with a new country. I remember being 20 and what a wonder other countries were, the culture, social norms, even simple stuff like how stores are setup and the products that were available. When you're in one country or even one state for the majority of your life, it can be pretty nerve racking to learn about or be in a place that's different. Could be he's nervous and spat it out not realizing the irony. I'd go the joke route mentioned, specially since you sound interested in him.
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2016-08-03 07:30 #18297Ridill
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How do you get to be 20, with access to the internet, and be so fucking useless? Originally Posted by Malithar
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Maybe it's his first time dealing with a new country. I remember being 20 and what a wonder other countries were, the culture, social norms, even simple stuff like how stores are setup and the products that were available. When you're in one country or even one state for the majority of your life, it can be pretty nerve racking to learn about or be in a place that's different. Could be he's nervous and spat it out not realizing the irony. I'd go the joke route mentioned, specially since you sound interested in him.
Was it on purpose or FAS or what?
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2016-08-03 07:36 #18298Mr. Bananagrabber
Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast
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Maybe he was referring to Ontario?
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2016-08-03 10:45 #18299Sandworm Swallows
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Don't forget everyone greeting you with "Yo dawg!" Originally Posted by Zetanio
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2016-08-03 11:24 #18300I'm more gentle than I look.
Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
All hail Lord Yamcha
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Was drinking last night and we all ended up going to iHop at 2 or 3am.
Ordered 21 bucks worth of food and don't remember what it tasted like. I was like "I hope I look like I enjoyed it anyways" then they told me I only took a couple bites and went to sleep on the table. On the way back out to the car I dropped the to go container and didn't eat the shit at all.
RIP.
Kevin was also apparently gone we fell asleep between ordering and her giving us the food and she asked him how he wanted his eggs, to which he replied "Medium Rare" lmfao
