Random Fail: First World Problems

[synistar]

Work is stupid. A machine needs to go out of service because the reading on the instrument is off by 1 part per billion. Thats 1x10^-9.

0.000000001

And I should be able to use it under a pretense that the material dispensed can be up to 45 parts per billion deviated on the reading, but another protocol locks the system at such a stringent condition. #FWP

[dasva]

Was late to work today because had to detour around some movie being filmed

[Zetanio]

Was late to work today because had to detour around some movie being filmed

The summer filming schedule here is fucking retarded. They closed my street to walking traffic at like 7:45 4-5 days in a row. I had to walk an extra 3 blocks to the subway because of their fuckery. I was told by a cop that they can't technically shut the whole street during the day but he didn't know who would actually go and check.

Not to mention the PA's and fucktards doing the gatekeeping are obnoxious little fucking film school jerkoffs.

[BerenTebogo]

The summer filming schedule here is fucking retarded. They closed my street to walking traffic at like 7:45 4-5 days in a row. I had to walk an extra 3 blocks to the subway because of their fuckery. I was told by a cop that they can't technically shut the whole street during the day but he didn't know who would actually go and check.

Not to mention the PA's and fucktards doing the gatekeeping are obnoxious little fucking film school jerkoffs.

If the cops aren't gonna stop you I would just walk straight through the film school twinks. Can fuck directly off inconveniencing my walk in to work.

[dasva]

The summer filming schedule here is fucking retarded. They closed my street to walking traffic at like 7:45 4-5 days in a row. I had to walk an extra 3 blocks to the subway because of their fuckery. I was told by a cop that they can't technically shut the whole street during the day but he didn't know who would actually go and check.

Not to mention the PA's and fucktards doing the gatekeeping are obnoxious little fucking film school jerkoffs.

Yeah there wasn't even any signs or notice so I actually kept riding since the cop didn't see me at first and almost got to where they were filming before he was like stop or the other cops closer will stop you. Otherwise I would've went thru especially considering as long as I stayed on my side of the street I could've avoided them and what they were shooting

[Tokitoki]

Can tell them that you'll call DOT Special Events and let them know they're shutting down the street to pedestrians all day, including residents of the neighborhood. They can get fined a few thousand a day or more depending on how big a dick the DOT inspector wants to be.

[Zetanio]

Can tell them that you'll call DOT Special Events and let them know they're shutting down the street to pedestrians all day, including residents of the neighborhood. They can get fined a few thousand a day or more depending on how big a dick the DOT inspector wants to be.

In this case it's a pretty major production so I doubt they'd care much.

Sath - It wasn't the cop stopping me, it was the cop stopping these jerkoffs from closing the street.

If they do it again I'm just gonna walk through. They can fuck right off back to Brooklyn.

[BerenTebogo]

In this case it's a pretty major production so I doubt they'd care much.

Sath - It wasn't the cop stopping me, it was the cop stopping these jerkoffs from closing the street.

If they do it again I'm just gonna walk through. They can fuck right off back to Brooklyn.

If you have a gopro or something please wear it. Nothing makes me smile wider than seeing uppity art school fucks get bent out of shape.

[Zetanio]

If you have a gopro or something please wear it. Nothing makes me smile wider than seeing uppity art school fucks get bent out of shape.

It's a tossup between being a film school douche and a GoPro/phone filmer douche on my shitlist. I must pass. I'M WALKIN HERE.

[Yuri-G]

that's exactly what you say. an amused, gentle response is da best. you get to be smart and funny, and if you do it right you're inviting the other person to share the joke rather than having it at their expense... and everyone loves an inside joke.

Or berate them for having the education of a fourth grader and dont throw your dick in something with a mental age that may as well make you a pedophile.

But definitely mock and berate them for an extended length of time.

Both good responses. He's not cute enough to worry over; I just said "Haha, I bet it is."

[synistar]

RIP hot shower after work

Gas line rupture because workers fucked up.

[Yuri-G]

at least you got some cool photos out of it?

[synistar]

Mayhaps. It just adds to the shitty day I had overall. Especially over a 0.000000001 (see previous fail)

Edit: And looking at pictures from aerial shots, there's a fucking gas line above ground that makes a U before going back under. Call OSHA plz kthx.

[Anoat]

I need to remind myself that following porn stars on Snap Chat means I probably shouldn't check my snaps when I'm at work, or at least turn the sound off. It's a real gamble. Sometimes they are just chilling with their dog, eating frozen yogurt, or going to the gym...you know, everyday stuff. Then sometimes they are in the middle of getting a good deep dicking. Risky.

[BerenTebogo]

I need to remind myself that following porn stars on Snap Chat means I probably shouldn't check my snaps when I'm at work, or at least turn the sound off. It's a real gamble. Sometimes they are just chilling with their dog, eating frozen yogurt, or going to the gym...you know, everyday stuff. Then sometimes they are in the middle of getting a good deep dicking. Risky.

I've done this at least 4 times

[Dotsudoku]

Served George Zimmy, didn't follow Sath's advice

[dasva]

I need to remind myself that following porn stars on Snap Chat means I probably shouldn't check my snaps when I'm at work, or at least turn the sound off. It's a real gamble. Sometimes they are just chilling with their dog, eating frozen yogurt, or going to the gym...you know, everyday stuff. Then sometimes they are in the middle of getting a good deep dicking. Risky.

Oddly I had this problem before with just a normal female friend. Like she said she was getting some and I jokingly said poidh and next thing you know I'm hoping my boss didn't figure out what that couple of seconds of audio was

[BerenTebogo]

Walking back from lunch with coworkers I am informed that my new khaki pants from American Eagle (like $35) have a tear in the ass. I'm not embarrassed and I'm not really gonna go out of my way to do anything about it, but I am annoyed that I have to trash the pants.

Damn you, deadlifts.

[Brill Weave]

sigh

[Airenn]

*hugs*