Random Fail: First World Problems

[Dotsudoku]

anything below the knee is wasted real estate

[Rooney]

Anything longer than the shorts I wear for squatting can fuck off though because tan lines. Board shorts are not for me.

Look into swimming briefs. Longer than speedos, shorter than trunks. Can get a pair for $10-15, though if your waist is over ~36 or so you'll probably have a hard time finding some.

[BerenTebogo]

Look into swimming briefs. Longer than speedos, shorter than trunks. Can get a pair for $10-15, though if your waist is over ~36 or so you'll probably have a hard time finding some.

Thanks! If for some reason I fuck these up I'll look into them. Otherwise this pair probably gonna ride the next few years. I don't swim much.

[Ksandra]

Look into swimming briefs.

I googled these and this came up:

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Thank you.

[BerenTebogo]

Yeah that is exactly what I've been missing in my life. I'm pretty sure Kuya owns 10+ pairs of those.

[Ksandra]

Yeah that is exactly what I've been missing in my life. I'm pretty sure Kuya owns 10+ pairs of those.

Lol I assume Rooney meant the more shorts-looking kind, but yeah...google image at your own risk unless you want to learn how to be a bottom for Kuya.

[Rooney]

I googled these and this came up:

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Thank you.

Haha, I'm sure you would appreciate the old international male or undergear catalogs.

[Alistaire]

I googled these and this came up:

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Thank you.

At least it wasn't

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[Xantavia]

Old newspaper and scotch tape.

This became my thing as a poor first year university student. Now my family and close friends only expect newspaper wrapped gifts from me mwahahaha.

Sunday comics for all my niece's/nephew's birthdays. It has kind of become the thing they know me for at their birthdays.

[Bardicrune]

Old newspaper ...

This still exists?

[dasva]

So the customer who kept pressuring me into trying to give him an additional 50% discount and accept less money and such came in yesterday and tried some scheming again. But this time one of the old timer coworkers was here and recognized him. Turns out he's the former mayor lol. And now his shadiness all makes sense

[Modoru]

So the customer who kept pressuring me into trying to give him an additional 50% discount and accept less money and such came in yesterday and tried some scheming again. But this time one of the old timer coworkers was here and recognized him. Turns out he's the former mayor lol. And now his shadiness all makes sense

Speaks leaps and bounds about them, lol.

[Anoat]

I'm so over all these basic bitches getting colored layers in their hair calling themselves mermaids. Bitch you ain't a mermaid just because you colored your hair differently, shut up.

[Tokitoki]

I'm so over all these basic bitches getting colored layers in their hair calling themselves mermaids. Bitch you ain't a mermaid just because you colored your hair differently, shut up.

What?

[BerenTebogo]

What?

Multi-colored balayage is like the thing these days. TBH It's pretty fucking hot on the right girl, but yeah it's up there with city witches for things that make girls obnoxious to talk to.

Edit: And yes, I realize that discussing the nuances of inner-city white girl subcultures on BG is a sisyphean task, but it's not gonna stop me from trying.

[Yuri-G]

I love balayage but wtf @ mermaid, that ain't right


only reason my hair isn't all balayaged up right now is I'm a guy and it's short so it grows out fast. not worth the cash

[Modoru]

Definitely agree that it looks fuckin' great on some women

but when they start calling themselves mermaids it really just makes me wanna hit my head against a wall.

I'm all for your color hair choices, but shut up with that mermaid shit damn

[Brill Weave]

yellowjackets

[Abandon]

Yeah that is exactly what I've been missing in my life. I'm pretty sure Kuya owns 10+ pairs of those.

i know he owns at least 2

[Xno Kappa]

Spent 3 hundo last night at DBGB Kitchen and Bar last night treating the wifey and sister-in-law/husband.