Random Fail: First World Problems

**Aksannyi** · 2016-08-22 22:15

Thank you for that.

**tyven** · 2016-08-22 22:16

"I'm nervous mate" fucking slays me every time

**Aksannyi** · 2016-08-22 22:17

I'm still laughing.

**Ksandra** · 2016-08-22 23:17

I can't seem to get back into my sleep time hours. Normally I go to bed between 10:00-10:30 (sometimes pushed to 11:00) and wake up at 6:00. This school year I can barely reach to 9pm before I pass out. I just keep getting hit with a huge wave of exhaustion. I ended up putting the kids on the bed with me and some tablets and napped for an hour until my husband got home because I couldn't stay awake. Nothing except age is different. Still on the same diet n' junk.

I don't want to get into drinking coffee or anything because of the diet. Really gotta get into drinking tea everyday or something. idfk but I want my energy back.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-08-23 00:10

oolong tea and honey. great stuff. how i start my day. it's caffeinated, but gentle.

**Odesseiron** · 2016-08-23 06:54

You're just getting old AF Ksan.

**Modoru** · 2016-08-23 08:18

I'm still hung up over my co-worker.
I hate myself.
October can't come any quicker.

**Astylla** · 2016-08-23 10:16

People who don't use headphones on public transit should be fucking banned for life.

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**Tokitoki** · 2016-08-23 10:58

What about when they use headphones but they blast it so loud they are certainly going deaf and everyone can hear it anyway?

**synistar** · 2016-08-23 11:07

I hate people who don't use headphones while watching/listening to shit on their workstations & phones IN THE WORK OFFICE.

**Melena** · 2016-08-23 11:17

Fucking idiots who decide to cross the street against the light, and get pissy when I have to hit the brakes and honk at them even though I have the fucking green light. Also Citi can eat a whole buffet of dicks. Day is only 2 hours long so far and i'm ready for it to be over.

**dasva** · 2016-08-23 11:31

Months of solid sun and warm weather hell was high 90s in yosemite this weekend only for it to change a couple days into my gfs visit to chilly overcast with chance rain supposedly for rest of her visit. Old 10 day said it was going to be nice too /sigh. Fuck still going to the beach

**Melena** · 2016-08-23 12:44

So I have this person friended on facebook who I went to highschool with. He's one of those I keep around due to the potential trainwrecks due to how fucked up he managed to make his life. Well 5 weeks ago he decides to propose to his best friend. She currently lives in a shelter with her two kids. He's being evicted at the end of the month. They set a wedding date a month out with no concrete living arrangements. Here they are 5 days to the wedding and now both on top of her two kids are going to be homeless due to a direct lack of common sense to make sure this shit was figured out before hand. But of course both are born again christians so everything is praise jesus and he will fix things for them and make it alright. It's enough to give me a migraine.

**Yuri-G** · 2016-08-23 13:20

got hit with a summer cold. Dayquil wasn't doing shit, which is weird. take a look at the bottle... Dayquil Cough. which is literally just dextromethorphan (cough suppressant)

well no fucking wonder I was in misery yesterday. today we have:

- ibuprofen
- Sudafed
- throat coat tea
- emergen-c
- Dayquil

because fuck you cold, I'm coming at you with the full force of modern medicine + placebo effect. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

edit: OH GOD THE MEDS ARE KICKING IN THIS IS GLORIOUSSSSSSS

**Zetanio** · 2016-08-23 13:33

I'm back at work after spending 6 days in paradise drinking, swimming, and eating fresh seafood.

Life is really hard.

**Yuri-G** · 2016-08-23 13:39

Originally Posted by Zetanio

I'm back at work after spending 6 days in paradise drinking, swimming, and eating fresh seafood.

Life is really hard.

true story, I came back in the middle of February from a trip down to the Keys (I live in Minnesota, and I hate my job). I pretty much wanted to kill myself. I feel you bro

**Astylla** · 2016-08-23 16:00

I envy those of you able to unplug. My husband can't even deal with a weekend in the mountains without rocking back and forth in a corner trying to search for signal.

Wrong thread but it's a shitty day so IDGAF.

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**Aksannyi** · 2016-08-23 16:01

I let the word "damn" slip out while trying to get my kids to stfu during the lockdown drill. I apologized after the fact, but I don't like cursing at my students. I shouldn't honestly feel bad because they spend enough of their time cursing at me but I wanna be the better person. Lockdowns are serious business though, and they're laughing and carrying on like we're at the fucking club or some shit.

**arus2001** · 2016-08-23 16:31

Find a bag of random junk on my porch today from an ex-friend, none of which was actually mine. Just kind of scratching my head because it's a door they chose to close and if it's some weird attempt to try and befriend me again, they could, like, actually call or even contact me over old internet means. Otherwise, it's just reminding me of the overall bullshit of the situation from back then.

**Anoat** · 2016-08-23 17:10

Cute girl moved next door about three weeks ago. I haven't had the chance to talk to her aside from once last week when she came home plastered with her friends carrying her into her apartment, all I really got out of her was that it was her birthday and I wished her happy birthday and that was that.

Today I was rushing home from work with a five alarm shit waiting to explode from my rectum and of course today has to be the day when she decides to initiate sober contact with me. Of course, I don't want to shit my pants in front of her (or shit my pants in general), so I had to make up some BS excuse to cut our conversation short. The win though is that I didn't shit myself, so here's to silver linings.

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