Random Fail: First World Problems

[Brill Weave]

Cute girl moved next door about three weeks ago. I haven't had the chance to talk to her aside from once last week when she came home plastered with her friends carrying her into her apartment, all I really got out of her was that it was her birthday and I wished her happy birthday and that was that.

Today I was rushing home from work with a five alarm shit waiting to explode from my rectum and of course today has to be the day when she decides to initiate sober contact with me. Of course, I don't want to shit my pants in front of her (or shit my pants in general), so I had to make up some BS excuse to cut our conversation short. The win though is that I didn't shit myself, so here's to silver linings.

1. Go next door.
2. Knock on said door.
3. Apologize for cutting it short, say you had a webinar or some shit.
4. Offer to take her out for coffee.
5.

[Tyrath]

1. Go next door.
2. Knock on said door.
3. Apologize for cutting it short, say you had a webinar or some shit.
4. Offer to take her out for coffee.
5. Pic

6. Get Rejected
7. Spend the rest of the time in your apartment building carefully avoiding her and/or move.

[Brill Weave]

See I was going with optimism there. But noooooooooooooooooo

[arus2001]

Also could've said he locked himself out and asked to use her restroom. If she's not grossed out by the poopsplosion, she's a keeper.

[BaneTheBrawler]

8. Shit on Debra's desk (LIKE A BOSS)

[Tyrath]

Not gonna lie, I was thinking of that song when I wrote get rejected.

[Zealot]

Called in to the boss's office today because one of the attorney's complained about my work. Thing is I never touched the document she was complaining about, and in fact had on my desk a written list of corrections for it. So somehow the errors on the original version that I'd never altered were my fault. If the complaint had been "why didn't you get your corrections in sooner," I'd own that. I left them sitting on my desk and could have handed them over to publishing instead. But that's not what happened. I got called out for errors that existed on the document before it ever touched my in box.

I sent my resume to that law firm tyven mentioned, looking at a few more now.

[tyven]

Called in to the boss's office today because one of the attorney's complained about my work. Thing is I never touched the document she was complaining about, and in fact had on my desk a written list of corrections for it. So somehow the errors on the original version that I'd never altered were my fault. If the complaint had been "why didn't you get your corrections in sooner," I'd own that. I left them sitting on my desk and could have handed them over to publishing instead. But that's not what happened. I got called out for errors that existed on the document before it ever touched my in box.

I sent my resume to that law firm tyven mentioned, looking at a few more now.

shit yea bro Steptoe is great!

[Zealot]

I used to really like it here, even if the pay wasn't great. Management changeovers happening now and everything just got real tense out of nowhere.

[Ratatapa]

Didn't get the job I wanted after 2 interview

The excuse 'we think you are too qualified and would quit after 6months'

[Yuri-G]

I love when customers are like "I don't have that information, I'm sorry."


because then my response is "That's too bad. I can't help you without that information."


and then they're always like "Well wait, let me look... maybe I can find it."


lazy motherfuckers. I don't ask you for information I don't need to help you out. people seem to have this mentality that when you call somewhere for help, you are exempt from having to look up anything or do any work yourself - that's not how things work.


god I can't wait for the day when I'm no longer working directly with customers. I just. can't. wait.

[Astylla]

Didn't get the job I wanted after 2 interview

The excuse 'we think you are too qualified and would quit after 6months'

I'm sorry that shit is ridiculous, most people apply for a reason not just because. Shit sucks.


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[Buffy]

Rata, I got that once...they actually ended up being right and I got an amazing job a couple months later. I hope you find something amazing!

[BaneTheBrawler]

Didn't get the job I wanted after 2 interview

The excuse 'we think you are too qualified and would quit after 6months'

translation "we don't want to pay what someone of your qualifications can demand"

you're prolly just as well, tbh.

[Xantavia]

Go into the gas station I swing by most nights after work. Employee there starts telling me about getting pulled over last night, no big deal, just shooting the shit. Then he starts going off on the one prior time he was in court and tells me he is a sovereign citizen and exactly what he did to get out of speeding ticket in the past. Crap about the flag in court really being a naval flag, being sworn in only means it is hearsay unless you specifically request the statement to go on record, stuff like that.

Now I feel like I need another place to pick up my lime coke on my way home.

[NynJa]

lime coke

wait, what?

[Xantavia]

Never seen those coke freestyle machines? Can pick just a regular soda, or a flavor to add to it, like cherry, lemon, lime, vanilla. I'm a sucker for lime cola.

[Tokitoki]

Was told to be at the office for a 6:30 meeting. Got in and meeting didn't start until after 7. Could have had another 30 mins of sleep.

[Ratatapa]

translation "we don't want to pay what someone of your qualifications can demand"

you're prolly just as well, tbh.

I'm aware, that job wouldve had alot to do, to make that company have potential but they did well to create hype in my head, and all, so the reject was really hard to deal with kinda.

But meh time for more resume to send

[Zatho]

Driving through Alabama during traffic hour on my semi minding my own business. During a 2 lane stretch I turn my left signal on to pass another semi going rather slow. As I look at my mirror there is a car probably about 5-8 meters behind me on that lane so I start bringing the semi over. This fucking white lady speeds up on her Toyota to the point that she has to drive herself off the road to avoid smashing into the side of my flatbed trailer. I go on to pass other semi and incorporate back to the right lane, well the lady drives up to the side of my door and takes a picture of my DOT information. I'm going to fucking rage of the DOT contacts me and I don't need the stress of worrying about it because idiots don't know how to fucking drive. How hard is it to comprehend that 80000 pounds of death > small cars every time, also karma is a bitch.