Random Fail: First World Problems

[Ksandra]

Keep having little hiccups in finishing off our mortgage processing stuff for the loan. We were basically done, and the seller was interested in closing earlier than planned, and I was all, "Fuck ya."

Then the appraisal came in. Dumbass quoted it 24k less than it's actual value because they compared it to only two bedroom homes (the one we are buying is a 3 bedroom) and ones that are much smaller in footage. Sellers would be out of their mind to give us that price, and the loan company won't loan us for anything more unless we make up the difference in a down payment (ya right).

I told them they had to get a new appraisal, and sent them the other appraisal for the other home (same size, footage, layout, street, etc., but actually compared to 3 bedroom homes). I can imagine it won't be an issue, but I was kinda hoping we could get the house closed by early next week, and this just delays things.

[BaneTheBrawler]

is it actually a 3 bedroom or is it a "3 bedroom" where they just put up an extra wall and call it a room? my buddy bought a "3 bedroom" house and two of the rooms could barely fit a twin bed. like, JUST a twin bed. the other one would only fit a queen. he knocked out a wall and it works much better.

[NynJa]

Nah they pay for unlimited. I'm allowed there, just not "to train them"; but does have to do with money they're probably trying to get them to pay for their own trainers

They probably have their own trainers that they pay 20/hr and charge you 60/hr for them.

Its a money issue.

[tyven]

Possibly blew it with GF.

We'll see.

Congrats on the random win! Now you get a nice shiny new one. I am so jeal

[Airenn]

Shit in tyven land has not been fairies and sing a longs apparently...

[dasva]

Tyven just wishes he could go out and slay. Hunter's gotta hunt

[Cream Soda]

They probably have their own trainers that they pay 20/hr and charge you 60/hr for them.

Its a money issue.

Well they're losing money now. She was paying an extra 20 dollars/month to be able to bring a guest whenever she wants. They canceled that after they weren't going to be able to bring me anymore

[Yuri-G]

well at least I don't have to wake up at 5:30 to drive two hours today

BECAUSE I DIDNT FALL ASLEEP

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Zetanio]

good luck broham

We gucci, I fixed it. Most importantly, D&D will not be affected.

[tyven]

RIP

[Moss]

Possibly blew it with GF.

We'll see.

no deets? did you smite her during D&D?

[tyven]

Did you cast dirty dick of chlamydia but then convince her she probably picked it up somewhere else like a true G?

[Airenn]

No joke, my ex was DM and I died and he wouldn't let me not die, and fuck him and DnD

[Airenn]

Def wanted deets, too, btw

[Zetanio]

Yeah, not happening. Sorry forks.

[Melena]

Someone managed to crack one of the monitors we had in a meeting room that was hooked to a docking station. What pisses me off is they hid it by unplugging the monitor and dock so people wouldn't use it, and today someone asked me to plug it in as the other 4 work stations I set up in there were being used by others.

[Tyrath]

It's because his girlfriend is imaginary.

[Zetanio]

Pamela Handerson bro. Back off.

[Tyrath]

No worries. I got a pair of my own.

[dasva]

So customer who we did yesterday apparently has had the bank account associated with the check they gave us closed. I'm in the middle of entering a few hundred checks and it's somewhere in there. Now the reason why it's a problem for us and by extension me is because our bank is retarded and will charge us for other people's checks bouncing... and still charge them too. So now I'm trying to find a single check in a stack I've been working on for the last few hours