Random Fail: First World Problems

**Astylla** · 2016-09-10 02:33

Originally Posted by Abandon

per the norm

And it never disappoints, I needed that laugh after feeling like death the last 24 hours.

On the topic though itself fuck letting anyone free load and shit. Family doesn't mean a damn thing if they are unwilling to help themselves. I'm glad my husband can be a complete ass to me and be honest and well right than to just let things go because it's easier. Fuck that shit.

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**Roranora** · 2016-09-10 09:17

How can we help our brother Xno?

Originally Posted by tyven

Can you have him deported?

Well.. it's a start to the brainstorming.

**zandterman** · 2016-09-10 11:26

Have him deported to Sweden.

**Brill Weave** · 2016-09-10 11:33

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Raised my voice at the wife.

She entertained the thought of her bringing her pathetic ass little brother back into my house. Hell fucking no. The dude is absolutely worthless. I don't know why she and her sister play this ping pong game of taking care of this waste of oxygen. She guilt trips me that we have a huge house with rooms not being used, but that asshole caused a ton of damage within a few weeks last time I let his free-loading ass stay here. I really don't want to deal with him again. He's the definition of a lazy neckbeard. I really fucking hate this dude. His sight alone spikes my blood pressure.

God damn it's been a terrible week.

Tell her no problem but you're going to give it to her up the butt once a week every week he's there. He'll be gone in two weeks.

**zoobernut** · 2016-09-10 12:09

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Tell her no problem but you're going to give it to her up the butt once a week every week he's there. He'll be gone in two weeks.

Unless his wife is like Ksan... You ever get the feeling that we all know way too much about each other?

**Abandon** · 2016-09-10 12:15

yes.

**Zeb** · 2016-09-10 13:30

Originally Posted by zandterman

Have him deported to Sweden.

Then it will be fargin war!

**Rooney** · 2016-09-10 13:58

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Tell her no problem but you're going to give it to her up the butt once a week every week he's there. He'll be gone in two weeks.

Only once a week?

**Airenn** · 2016-09-10 14:06

Yea, that's not a threat.

**Anoat** · 2016-09-10 18:18

Originally Posted by Rooney

Only once a week?

Originally Posted by Airenn

Yea, that's not a threat.

**Abandon** · 2016-09-10 20:38

bobby shmurda going away for 7 years.

**Cream Soda** · 2016-09-10 21:18

We'll just keep having to listen to Hot Confession until then

**AoE** · 2016-09-11 02:28

Originally Posted by Abandon

bobby shmurda going away for 7 years.

Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF Doom applies

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2016-09-11 03:27

Co-worker went on an anti-capitalist/big business (and pro-Trump) rant today during downtime. "Like, who's fucking idea was it that people should have to pay money for water. That shit just falls from the sky for free."

Responded with "Motherfucker we live in Las Vegas."

**Jem** · 2016-09-11 08:26

Tell him to go drink all the rain water he wants and to gather up all the water he needs for toilets/sinks/showers/etc.

One of my friends from England sprang it on me a couple of days back that he is visiting Orlando Sept 18th - 24th. In the 4 years I've been here, only 2 friends have visited from Europe. Work let me know yesterday that they're sending me to DC Sept 19th - 23rd. Gotta try weasel out of it and be at head office that week. My next 5 weeks is basically being sent to ugh places (Orlando (HQ) > DC > Pittsburgh > ??? > New Jersey). Meanwhile the other trainers last 3 trips have been California, Las Vegas and Hawaii. Can't help but feel I'm drawing the short straws here...

**Ksandra** · 2016-09-11 09:45

Originally Posted by zoobernut

Unless his wife is like Ksan... You ever get the feeling that we all know way too much about each other?

I am old and married and need a new title.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-09-11 10:40

do you, though?

do you?

**Ksandra** · 2016-09-11 10:52

yes!

**arus2001** · 2016-09-11 11:50

Will said new title betray you?

**Acevalefor** · 2016-09-12 00:34

Late but gotta respond anyway because I am pissed for Xno.

For me, my house means nothing happens here that I am not aware of and condone. Additionally, since this is also my wife's house, nothing happens here that she is not aware of and condones. If both of us do not agree, it does not happen.

For something as big as letting a freeloader neckbeard who floods bathrooms live with us, the life consequences of that happening and me not being ok with it are far greater than the life consequences of said freeloader being angry with me of my wife.

I don't know you very well and I don't know your wife at all but my advice is to stick with the big fat NO FUCKING WAY and tell little brother to grow the fuck up and learn to live on the street if he can't get his shit together. I had to do this with my youngest sister after she lived with me for a year. She spent 6 months living in her car after couch surfing for 3 years when I kicked her out. She burned all her bridges before she finally decided that it was time to stop wasting her life. Now the little shit tries to credit my wife and I for helping her turn her life around and all I did was kick her out.

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