Random Fail: First World Problems

**Cream Soda** · 2016-09-25 20:20

Takes about 10 minutes to eat

**dasva** · 2016-09-25 20:20

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Idk their prices over where you live, but when I get a 5 patty burger at 5-guys here, it's pretty damn pricy. Way more than your 6 dollar 4x4 (Getting the double burger is expensive enough and each extra patty here is like another 2 bucks, so +6 bucks to turn it into 5 patty burger)

Haven't checked the 5 guy prices in awhile so not sure the exact difference but just remember though going by the nutritional info from their respective sites and a little math In N out patties have about half the calories and protein as 5 guys. But In N Out always puts a slice of cheese for each patty while 5 Guys (might depend on location one near me uses all the cheese) just uses the same amount if you have 1 patty or 6

**Cream Soda** · 2016-09-25 20:22

When I go to 5 guys, I'm usually spending like 12-15 bucks and that's on the burger alone w/o any fries or drink when I do 5 patties, so 4 can't be that much cheaper.

**dasva** · 2016-09-25 20:25

Originally Posted by NynJa

Who needs a 5 patty burger?!!

How about 6?

**Zetanio** · 2016-09-25 20:30

Are you all super fat or what.

**Cream Soda** · 2016-09-25 20:32

I am

**dasva** · 2016-09-25 20:37

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

When I go to 5 guys, I'm usually spending like 12-15 bucks and that's on the burger alone w/o any fries or drink when I do 5 patties, so 4 can't be that much cheaper.

Undoubtedly much more expensive per patty. Just saying it's closer when you compare calories. Say 5 patty 5 cheese make yourself at In N Out using ketchup/mustard instead of nasty spread is 1160 cal. While 3 patty cheeseburger from 5 guys is 1130 cal more if they do cheese per patty instead of just same per burger. Though that's per their sites so who knows maybe one is off a bit more

**dasva** · 2016-09-25 20:46

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Are you all super fat or what.

Fatter than I'd like to be right now hovering around 150ish. But it's not like we eat those things 3 meals a day everyday lol. iirc CS eats like 1 meal a day and I'm like 1.5-2 meals a day so a 4x4 no bun ends up being about 2/3s-1/2 my calories for the day on my normal days when I'm trying to lose. And barely a drop in the bucket of my cheat days

**Anoat** · 2016-09-25 21:10

Man, a double patty from Five Guys fills me up, I can't imagine trying five patties. Jebus.

**Airenn** · 2016-09-25 21:23

BEING BACK HOME = I'M GETTING FAT AGAIN

**Acevalefor** · 2016-09-25 21:50

How the hell do you guys eat more than 2 patties? I am stuffed on one patty and less than half the fries. And I am pushing 200 lbs....

**FNH** · 2016-09-25 22:04

Originally Posted by Acevalefor

How the hell do you guys eat more than 2 patties? I am stuffed on one patty and less than half the fries. And I am pushing 200 lbs....

@185 I was able to eat 2.6 lbs of wings in a contest.

**Airenn** · 2016-09-25 22:23

So I haven't seen my ex playing an actual game on steam, like ever. And he apparently loaded up FFX-2 or something. I was like whaaaat. And I clicked "watch game" cause idk it then pops something up "waiting on so-and-so" and I was like NOPE CLICK OUT FUCKFUCK

**Fiye** · 2016-09-25 22:25

*Shamed* 240 lbs and I don't think I'd want to eat a five guys with 5 patties.

**Zetanio** · 2016-09-25 22:26

Originally Posted by Airenn

So I haven't seen my ex playing an actual game on steam, like ever. And he apparently loaded up FFX-2 or something. I was like whaaaat. And I clicked "watch game" cause idk it then pops something up "waiting on so-and-so" and I was like NOPE CLICK OUT FUCKFUCK

Just unfriend him and stop being fucking weird.

**Astylla** · 2016-09-25 22:36

I'll usually get a 3x3 at In n Out but I don't always get fries as I prefer the protein and their onions are the best.
Spread and onions only is the way to go.

I can't imagine getting multiple patties at five guys but I don't do toppings do its a waste for me.

Fuck I guess I'm stopping at In n Out on the way home now.

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**Anoat** · 2016-09-25 22:49

I enjoy a Baconator every now and then but a Dave's Triple is too much for me. I guess 2 patties is just my personal limit. Need more training.

**Astylla** · 2016-09-25 23:44

Originally Posted by Anoat

I enjoy a Baconator every now and then but a Dave's Triple is too much for me. I guess 2 patties is just my personal limit. Need more training.

To be fair I'm the same way but In N Out is my exception. Because sometimes I want more than the "usual" but less than a second sandwich/extra bread. I tried to do protein style/low carb but it wasn't as satisfying so In n out is my one salvation lol.

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**Cream Soda** · 2016-09-26 00:17

So I did meet my match when I tried to eat a 20 inch pizza in one go (continuous w/o any breaks). I made it about 80% through the final slice with just a bit and the crust left before I said fuck it.

Had I waited 10 or 15 mins, I could have easily finished it, but the goal was one continuous go, always biting into/chewing on something and I was unable to do it. So I have my limits as well (though that wasn't my first/only meal for the day, lol)

**kuronosan** · 2016-09-26 03:54

You're a slow eater, holy shit. I'm only like 15 lbs overweight and I could do that shit.

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