Random Fail: First World Problems

[dasva]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b0bd4b0b13b281

[Airenn]

The only reason I can't get behind that is I really do take sexual health fairly seriously. I can't be suckin' random dicks all willy nilly, now.

[kuronosan]

When you sleep with a guy you've known less than a week because of your sexual desire that qualifies as random.

[Astylla]

Just do webcam stuff , I know several people who do from all spectrums and it takes a little effort but is safer in that aspect. I've had people try to get me into it because of my kinks but social anxiety even from afrar makes me uncomfortable .


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[Airenn]

Yea, but I haven't sucked a dick in a looong time. doing that shit at a rate of each espresso with extra foam (heh) ordered is gonna make ya have a baaaad time.

[Aksannyi]

You could probably get really good dental insurance though.

[Airenn]

Just do webcam stuff , I know several people who do from all spectrums and it takes a little effort but is safer in that aspect. I've had people try to get me into it because of my kinks but social anxiety even from afrar makes me uncomfortable .


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I'm considering it, but the point of the original post was I still just don't know what I want to do with my life/where to go and that when I had actual planned out goals, I was happier.

[Airenn]

You could probably get really good dental insurance though.

Yea but who deals with Syphillis cavities? The dentist or obgyn?

[Melena]

Yea, but I haven't sucked a dick in a looong time. doing that shit at a rate of each espresso with extra foam (heh) ordered is gonna make ya have a baaaad time.

So that would be the one job where the staff is asking for the double shot?

[Anoat]

Informal poll, which do you think is a worse time for your power to go out...halfway through baking a pizza for dinner, or while you were in the bathroom mid-poop? Spoiler, I got to experience both today.

[zoobernut]

Informal poll, which do you think is a worse time for your power to go out...halfway through baking a pizza for dinner, or while you were in the bathroom mid-poop? Spoiler, I got to experience both today.

Definitely the pizza. Your toilet tank always holds at least one flush worth of water in it so you can flush that poop when you are done.

[Cantih]

Also, the power going out generally shouldn't shut down the water system.

[Aksannyi]

Also, the power going out generally shouldn't shut down the water system.

But if your bathroom doesn't have a window and you poop with the door closed, it could be a rather terrifying experience. You're very vulnerable while pooping. I'd probably freak out just a little if that happened.

[zoobernut]

Also, the power going out generally shouldn't shut down the water system.

It depends. Some places require pressure tanks to push the water through the system and if the power goes out so does the water. My last house was like that. Some places the water source is high enough above where you are that gravity feeds the water so you still get water even if the power is out like where I live now.

[Zetanio]

Phone = Light.

The pizza thing is way worse.

[Aksannyi]

I agree it's worse, but I'd have had a moment of panic if my power went out while I was pooping.

[Astylla]

Definitely the pizza.


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[Zetanio]

I agree it's worse, but I'd have had a moment of panic if my power went out while I was pooping.

It may even help if the lights went out. Scare the rest out.

[Aksannyi]

Literally scare the shit out of you lmao.

[Zetanio]

Literally scare the shit out of you lmao.

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