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  1. #19321

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    Being in the dark was more my concern over not being able to flush. Although where I live now my water is separate, all my life growing up we had well water so no electricity = no water.
    I was able to salvage the pizza though cause it came back on pretty quick.

  2. #19322
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    If pooping in the dark scares you, you would not like my bathroom right now. We are in the middle of a remodel/addition so our bathroom is completely 'outside' of the house at the moment. No walls just the floor is left. Which also means no lights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airenn View Post
    Yea, but I haven't sucked a dick in a looong time. doing that shit at a rate of each espresso with extra foam (heh) ordered is gonna make ya have a baaaad time.
    Just whore out, my friend making 7k a night just whorin it up on pof/tinder. Other friend got offered 25,000 for a weekend.

    There are a lot of normal ass dudes out there that just want to drop cash on some suck and fuck sans the conversation and hassle.

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    Ya'll shouldn't be telling me all these things, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airenn View Post
    Ya'll shouldn't be telling me all these things, lol.
    Just do it fool, thats money in cash to be had. You keep the IRS outta yo shit while others get in yo shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    But if your bathroom doesn't have a window and you poop with the door closed, it could be a rather terrifying experience. You're very vulnerable while pooping. I'd probably freak out just a little if that happened.
    Who poops without their cellphone handy these days? This isnt the 90s where you read a paper while taking a shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    Who poops without their cellphone handy these days? This isnt the 90s where you read a paper while taking a shit
    I'm never duecin longer than 10 seconds, ya'll some nasty ass folk spendin all day poopin and wipin 5x times prolly.

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    I'm freezing my ass off here but it's hot as fuck outside. FML~

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    Just whore out, my friend making 7k a night just whorin it up on pof/tinder. Other friend got offered 25,000 for a weekend.

    There are a lot of normal ass dudes out there that just want to drop cash on some suck and fuck sans the conversation and hassle.
    Yeah, she ain't gonna get that much.

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    i got one of those nightlight things that has a battery in it and if you unplug it you can use it as a flashlight


    it's in my bathroom for when my guts wake me up at night, but it's be just as handy in a power outage.

    pizza is way worse.

  13. #19333
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Yeah, she ain't gonna get that much.
    Hey man, 24hrs is at LEAST 24 clients if she really tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Yeah, she ain't gonna get that much.
    savage

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    Hey man, 24hrs is at LEAST 24 clients if she really tried.
    She's a lazy high person. That ain't happenin.

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    All she needs is one really good train and she can get it all done in a few hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    All she needs is one really good train and she can get it all done in a few hours.
    Fair enough.

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    She can start with CS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratatapa View Post
    She can start with CS
    We are talking about paying customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    We are talking about paying customers.
    CS can pay with 1 of his anime pillow