Random Fail: First World Problems

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-09-26 19:52

those things aint cheap

**Airenn** · 2016-09-26 19:57

Originally Posted by Zetanio

She's a lazy high person. That ain't happenin.

I don't take offense, this is spot on.

Originally Posted by thetruepandagod

All she needs is one really good train and she can get it all done in a few hours.

:D

Originally Posted by thetruepandagod

We are talking about paying customers.

I wonder how that works - if I become a straight up prostitute, how many people would I sleep with out of sheer interest?

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-09-26 20:00

Originally Posted by Airenn

I don't take offense, this is spot on.

:D

I wonder how that works - if I become a straight up prostitute, how many people would I sleep with out of sheer interest?

You gotta have money-sense to make it ya doof. You can like em all you want but them favors is comin outta your wallet.

**dasva** · 2016-09-26 20:06

The real question is will there be a discount code for bg members? Also how have we had 3 pages of Airenn becoming a whore?

**Airenn** · 2016-09-26 20:09

How have we not?

**Astylla** · 2016-09-26 20:14

You say it like its a bad thing , if it was straight up legal and had protocols in place I would do it in a heartbeat. Sex is just fun/ whatever.

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**NynJa** · 2016-09-26 20:22

Whos gonna be the first to find her backpage ad?

**dasva** · 2016-09-26 20:22

Naw don't have anything against it personally. Hell my step sister was (might still be?) a whore. I more meant how has this line of discussion lasted this long. I mean right now sounds like before ready need to do some grinding and level up that bj skill before ready for events

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-09-26 20:22

Every woman should be a whore and then retire when they hit 30. Cuz no one wants that shit.

**Airenn** · 2016-09-26 20:32

What's a backpage?

(Kidding. Sorta.)

**Airenn** · 2016-09-26 20:33

Also I swear to god, everyone that is posting from tapatalk, turn off that signature shit. It's like 5 clicks, gawd

**NynJa** · 2016-09-26 20:36

Mines off
Or should be

**Anoat** · 2016-09-26 20:36

Originally Posted by thetruepandagod

Every woman should be a whore and then retire when they hit 30. Cuz no one wants that shit.

A lot of women hit their sexual prime around 30. 30 too early for retirement!

**Airenn** · 2016-09-26 20:40

YEA THX PANDA

**Astylla** · 2016-09-26 21:15

Originally Posted by Anoat

A lot of women hit their sexual prime around 30. 30 too early for retirement!

I just turned 38 and nowhere near slowing down.
If anything I'm just becoming the last few years actual truly comftorable with every aspect of my sexuality.

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-09-26 21:16

Originally Posted by Anoat

A lot of women hit their sexual prime around 30. 30 too early for retirement!

Let them pilot a younger looking sex droid then, I ain't lookin at that shit.

**Airenn** · 2016-09-26 21:17

Considering the pms you've sent me, you are treading on dangerous grounds.

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-09-26 21:18

3DPD

Spoiler: show

**Anoat** · 2016-09-26 21:31

This Pizza Hut commercial with the stranded alien is strangely and unreasonably depressing. I just want the poor alien to be able to go home.

**NynJa** · 2016-09-26 22:16

Originally Posted by Airenn

Considering the pms you've sent me, you are treading on dangerous grounds.

So am i the only person on these boards who hasnt sent you a dick pic?

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