Random Fail: First World Problems

[Aksannyi]

Random question about babies: When you breast feed (hurr breasts) do the poops not have any odor? But when you switch to bottles/formula/etc, that's when they get all nasties?

Ugh, babies.

It's runnier and yellower. It smells different but one isn't worse than the other. When they start eating solid foods though ... uch. That's the worst.

[Melena]

Thank you Ksandra and Aksannyi. Every day the wife and I feel better and better about our decision to be child free. Fuck diapers. First 3 years of their life's all they do is eat and shit, then they just wind up going to college where all they do is eat and shit

[Day]

Thank you Ksandra and Aksannyi. Every day the wife and I feel better and better about our decision to be child free. Fuck diapers. First 3 years of their life's all they do is eat and shit, then they just wind up going to college where all they do is eat and shit

This exactly. So glad no kids for me. I shall live and not live vicariously through you breeding motherfuckers.

[Abandon]

i have 9 nieces and nephews. I think I'm good, thanks. our bloodline will survive

[Aksannyi]

It is actually not the worst thing ever, honestly. I used to think I'd be incapable of dealing with shitty diapers but then I just did it and it didn't kill me. You just man up and deal with it, mostly.

[arus2001]

Yeah, I've changed enough of my sisters' spawnlings to not want any of my own, either. Some are teenaged now and I just want to punch them in the face over stupid shit they do like losing an iPod and not caring because they have an iPhone now that their family is mooching off my mother's plan since he works for AT&T. Which reminds me, I haven't heard any batshit CSR stories from her, but in going to their building, the lobby is broken up by bulletproof glass with keycard entries. Just one of those wtf things.

[Ksandra]

Worth every poop.

[Chrian]

awwwwwwwwwwwww

[noblemountain]

I got a letter yesterday from my Grandmother in Mongolia that died over six months ago. My cousin found it in her things and sent it to me the next time they were in a city trading goods. In it she says that she knows she's dying and that I won't see her again. She says if I don't come back to Mongolia and marry a Mongolian girl that she will be very sad in the next world.

I am being guilt tripped from beyond the grave. My day hasn't been creepy or anything.

[SamanosukeShiva]

Don't go into the light bro, go make some hybrid Mongolian babies. Hybrid > Purebred

[Blubbartron]

Yeah, follow in Genghis Khan's footsteps!

[BaneTheBrawler]

it'll be the ultimate cosplay: you get to be Khal Drogo IRL! just make sure not to get your nipple sliced off

[Tokitoki]

Random question about babies: When you breast feed (hurr breasts) do the poops not have any odor? But when you switch to bottles/formula/etc, that's when they get all nasties?

Ugh, babies.

If I remember correctly, poop and gas starts to smell because of bacteria that grows in the intestines or something like that. It is not there initially, but comes to be pretty quickly. I forgot who told me that though... maybe it was a middle/high school teacher?

[BaneTheBrawler]

that is correct. it's why everyone has their own brand of farts: no one has quite the same microbiome. it's also why lots of people get chronic diarrhea after being on antibiotics for a long time: all their flora is dead, and our bodies aren't really designed to do it completely alone. you ladies might want to look into probiotics for infants. i have no idea if thats a thing, but if it is, it might help get them through it faster. Maybe. The whole thing isn't well understood at this point.

[Squah]

The page 100 ding post is discussing farts and I couldn't be happier.

[Tokitoki]

that is correct. it's why everyone has their own brand of farts: no one has quite the same microbiome. it's also why lots of people get chronic diarrhea after being on antibiotics for a long time: all their flora is dead, and our bodies aren't really designed to do it completely alone. you ladies might want to look into probiotics for infants. i have no idea if thats a thing, but if it is, it might help get them through it faster. Maybe. The whole thing isn't well understood at this point.

So whoever told me that was not crazy. Good to know.

The page 100 ding post is discussing farts and I couldn't be happier.

Made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you.

[NynJa]

The page 100 ding post is discussing farts and I couldn't be happier.

Random Fail: not using 50 posts per page

[Buffy]

Random Fail: not using 50 posts per page

I agree entirely, but anyone know if you can customize it so that certain threads are less? Random Image thread and Youtube thread I would set to 20 posts per page to avoid the load-lag.

[Aksannyi]

Random Fail: not using 50 posts per page

• You can change the number of posts displayed per page and caring about which setting is better is categorically retarded.

From the Noobs' Guide.

[zoobernut]

that is correct. it's why everyone has their own brand of farts: no one has quite the same microbiome. it's also why lots of people get chronic diarrhea after being on antibiotics for a long time: all their flora is dead, and our bodies aren't really designed to do it completely alone. you ladies might want to look into probiotics for infants. i have no idea if thats a thing, but if it is, it might help get them through it faster. Maybe. The whole thing isn't well understood at this point.

They do make probiotics for infants. We give it to my son and it helps reduce the amount of gas he has which reduces the amount that he wakes up at night. For him his poops smelled very mild like slightly sour yoghurt while he was nursing and did not stink at all until he switched to solid foods.