Random Fail: First World Problems

[dasva]

Niggas tryna catch up to me, but I've got you by a solid 3. Gotta step my game up. Uncle P is up to 5 himself

I'm actually trying to avoid the accidents lol. Spent extra on better brakes to help with that. Had a lot of close calls but being able to stop damn near immediately usually does the trick. Doesn't work so well when a guy turns right into you though

[thetruepandagod]

Air conditioners in my town are sold out, laying in bed and I feel like i'm on fire.

Spent all day hauling office furniture to the dump gettin burnt like fuck.

Get a call saying someone put in an offer on the office and wanted all the furniture in it.

At least i'm a day closer to death.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Tried that, I got fucking banhammered for it. :/

as well you should. it's one thing to joke about whoring yourself, another thing to advertise/seek assistance/advice on the boards. you get busted, suddenly BG is lookin at fuckin criminal charges for pimpin or some stupid shit. DAs, judges, and juries don't know how to internet, sarcasm, or take a joke.

I get that most of us think of this as just a bunch of friends/acquaintances shootin the shit, but everything we say here is not only completely public but also permanently on record. You might not care for your own sake, but the folks running the site are legally responsible for policing what is said here. There is an unfortunate precedent (see: Silk Road) that leaves them open to criminal liability if we don't sit on you for discussing illegal things too openly.

it's stupid, but that's the world we live in.

[Melena]

Remember, it was only a few years ago sono had to deal with the Feds when someone bought some BG gear and their mail was being tracked

[thetruepandagod]

as well you should. it's one thing to joke about whoring yourself, another thing to advertise/seek assistance/advice on the boards. you get busted, suddenly BG is lookin at fuckin criminal charges for pimpin or some stupid shit. DAs, judges, and juries don't know how to internet, sarcasm, or take a joke.

I get that most of us think of this as just a bunch of friends/acquaintances shootin the shit, but everything we say here is not only completely public but also permanently on record. You might not care for your own sake, but the folks running the site are legally responsible for policing what is said here. There is an unfortunate precedent (see: Silk Road) that leaves them open to criminal liability if we don't sit on you for discussing illegal things too openly.

it's stupid, but that's the world we live in.

Is there any way for you to erase me from this website completely?

[Jem]

Every 2-3 months I wake up with my right eye watering and in searing pain in the middle of the night. By morning though the pain is gone but the eye waters a lot for like a day then after that is like normal. I have no fucking clue why it happens. Happened again last night except I can barely see out of that eye at all this morning. Started driving to work and had to pull over because the constant forced fast blinking and rubbing water out if my eye was too distracting.

Looking at my eye in the mirror it looks normal, just watery

[Airenn]

See a doctor!

@Bane, If I could go back and just make it a crowd fund and leave out some key terms I would.


As for sex now - I realized I don't really LIKE the person I'm currently sleeping with. The sex is ok, and has gotten better each romp, but the guy is... just not smart. lol.


Trump supporter. He loathes Obama, heh. And while watching Kingsmen we were talking about the culling (spoiler alert) - I'm all for it but I know very well that I'd be in that mass culling. Him? "I'd like to think I wouldn't." "I have a 130 IQ." "I placed high in those tests."


Mother fucker. You were a Toyota salesmen. Until you got fired, have been out of work for at least two months, and have had to sell your stuff to pay your big-ass truck payments, and you're currently in school to be a semi driver. Unless the world is desperate for truck drivers after the culling, your dumb bitch ass is gonna be a part of it. My god, what an asinine idiot. He didn't do any college, and lives in a house that I think is going through foreclosure.


I almost don't want to see him anymore just cause that level of blind retardation is annoying. That and I smell like dog after every visit.


I mean, at least the dog is cool. Just sheds everywhere, ugh.

[Ratatapa]

See a doctor!

@Bane, If I could go back and just make it a crowd fund and leave out some key terms I would.


As for sex now - I realized I don't really LIKE the person I'm currently sleeping with. The sex is ok, and has gotten better each romp, but the guy is... just not smart. lol.


Trump supporter. He loathes Obama, heh. And while watching Kingsmen we were talking about the culling (spoiler alert) - I'm all for it but I know very well that I'd be in that mass culling. Him? "I'd like to think I wouldn't." "I have a 130 IQ." "I placed high in those tests."


Mother fucker. You were a Toyota salesmen. Until you got fired, have been out of work for at least two months, and have had to sell your stuff to pay your big-ass truck payments, and you're currently in school to be a semi driver. Unless the world is desperate for truck drivers after the culling, your dumb bitch ass is gonna be a part of it. My god, what an asinine idiot. He didn't do any college, and lives in a house that I think is going through foreclosure.


I almost don't want to see him anymore just cause that level of blind retardation is annoying. That and I smell like dog after every visit.


I mean, at least the dog is cool. Just sheds everywhere, ugh.

So i guess he can't pay you?

[Airenn]

I mean in computer parts he could, cause he hasn't sold those yet and I know he's running an i7...

[Zetanio]

Awful.

[dasva]

Seems they've torn up about 2 miles of the bike lane on a road I ride down and just left it like that. Fuck riding down that

[BaneTheBrawler]

Is there any way for you to erase me from this website completely?

you'd have to ask sono. i know they purged zealot's old account pretty good.

[Airenn]

Wait, what?

[Boyiee]

Wait, what?

Zealots old account charismatic was wiped as part of his bg gold.

[Cream Soda]

Seems they've torn up about 2 miles of the bike lane on a road I ride down and just left it like that. Fuck riding down that

Speaking of bike lane, 2 and a half years later after I got hit by that bus, they finally have a bike lane where I got hit, lol and it lasts for half a mile lmfao

[Cantih]

Zealot aspires to be the President. But my WarcryGate scandal would have burned his candidacy to the foundations, so he had his entire post history deleted.

There's been a few cases of it over the years. A lady spam poster, had a purple name, but it's escaping me at the moment.

[dasva]

Speaking of bike lane, 2 and a half years later after I got hit by that bus, they finally have a bike lane where I got hit, lol and it lasts for half a mile lmfao

There's one near my house that only lasts about 1/3 of teh block. To this day I still don't understand how or why it exists

[Jem]

Google fu tells me the issue with my eye is recurrent corneal erosion as multiple people describe the exact same thing happening to them and also happening every few months like it does with me. God fucking damnit.

[Modoru]

stop
don't use google as your first alternative
go to a damn doctor

[Airenn]

Exactly what I was about to post.

But if it's that, it does sound bad, sorry. :/