Random Fail: First World Problems

**dasva** · 2016-09-29 13:18

Yeah seriously at least check what WebMD has to say

**Tokitoki** · 2016-09-29 13:38

It's lupus.

**Cantih** · 2016-09-29 13:43

No, mouse bites.

**Tokitoki** · 2016-09-29 13:44

Right, my bad.

**Yuri-G** · 2016-09-29 13:47

Originally Posted by Airenn

See a doctor!

@Bane, If I could go back and just make it a crowd fund and leave out some key terms I would.

As for sex now - I realized I don't really LIKE the person I'm currently sleeping with. The sex is ok, and has gotten better each romp, but the guy is... just not smart. lol.

Trump supporter. He loathes Obama, heh. And while watching Kingsmen we were talking about the culling (spoiler alert) - I'm all for it but I know very well that I'd be in that mass culling. Him? "I'd like to think I wouldn't." "I have a 130 IQ." "I placed high in those tests."

Mother fucker. You were a Toyota salesmen. Until you got fired, have been out of work for at least two months, and have had to sell your stuff to pay your big-ass truck payments, and you're currently in school to be a semi driver. Unless the world is desperate for truck drivers after the culling, your dumb bitch ass is gonna be a part of it. My god, what an asinine idiot. He didn't do any college, and lives in a house that I think is going through foreclosure.

I almost don't want to see him anymore just cause that level of blind retardation is annoying. That and I smell like dog after every visit.

I mean, at least the dog is cool. Just sheds everywhere, ugh.

please tell me you're just fucking and not dating

please tell me this

**Airenn** · 2016-09-29 13:49

Oh my heavens God no, not dating.

**Yuri-G** · 2016-09-29 13:53

oh thank god. I was legit worried for you LOL

yeah we've all fucked people we don't like. I mean... I'm a gay dude. fucking people I don't care about is basically my M.O.

**Jefe** · 2016-09-29 14:06

Are you getting paid at least?

Anyway, I really hate it when students waltz into class and proceed to interrupt the instructor by walking right in between. Motherfuckers, show some respect.

**Xno Kappa** · 2016-09-29 15:54

Waste of oxygen got promoted before some of us lmao. It's too damn sad it's hilarious.

**Boyiee** · 2016-09-29 16:09

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Waste of oxygen got promoted before some of us lmao. It's too damn sad it's hilarious.

Suck dick better

**Tokitoki** · 2016-09-29 16:12

Missed my bus by half a block because I forgot something at home before leaving.

**Yuri-G** · 2016-09-29 16:42

people in this world have no ability to communicate clearly. none.

hi this is [me] with [company], how may I help?
"well I sent you a file"
ok, how can I help with that?
"do you need the dollar amount?"
I'm not sure... what is it you needed help with?
"well I got a confirmation fax for this file"
ah, ok, and how can I help with that?
"I just want to make sure you received the file"
(internally: yeah, you could have said that at the beginning :/)

I mean jesus Christ. HOW CAN I HELP AKA WHAT DO YOU WANT. it's not a fucking complicated question, yet this happens ALL THE TIME

reason #17342 I'm going to school and still job searching in the meantime

**dasva** · 2016-09-29 16:54

Dealing with customers reminds you just how stupid the average person is... and that half of the population is even dumber

**Yuri-G** · 2016-09-29 16:57

amen, brother. a-fucking-men.

also these apples were in the sweetango bin but when I look closer, they're actually honeycrisps

FUCK. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH MY SWEETANGOS. I ONLY GET THAT SHIT ONCE A YEAR

IDK, maybe it's a Minnesota thing?

**Gokku** · 2016-09-29 17:20

Originally Posted by Airenn

See a doctor!

@Bane, If I could go back and just make it a crowd fund and leave out some key terms I would.

As for sex now - I realized I don't really LIKE the person I'm currently sleeping with. The sex is ok, and has gotten better each romp, but the guy is... just not smart. lol.

Trump supporter. He loathes Obama, heh. And while watching Kingsmen we were talking about the culling (spoiler alert) - I'm all for it but I know very well that I'd be in that mass culling. Him? "I'd like to think I wouldn't." "I have a 130 IQ." "I placed high in those tests."

Mother fucker. You were a Toyota salesmen. Until you got fired, have been out of work for at least two months, and have had to sell your stuff to pay your big-ass truck payments, and you're currently in school to be a semi driver. Unless the world is desperate for truck drivers after the culling, your dumb bitch ass is gonna be a part of it. My god, what an asinine idiot. He didn't do any college, and lives in a house that I think is going through foreclosure.

I almost don't want to see him anymore just cause that level of blind retardation is annoying. That and I smell like dog after every visit.

I mean, at least the dog is cool. Just sheds everywhere, ugh.

Jesus fuck woman unless the dick is top tier drop that shit and find you a new one.

**Astylla** · 2016-09-29 17:37

Originally Posted by Gokku

Jesus fuck woman unless the dick is top tier drop that shit and find you a new one.

There's no excuse at all no dick or pussy is that top tier FFS. And I thought I slept with some losers , this makes me feels 1000x better about my life choices lol.

**Melena** · 2016-09-29 17:44

Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it to keep known train wrecks friended on facebook. Fucking idiot I went to school with decides to "marry his best friend" and set a date like 45 days out. Neither partner could move in with the other and his fiancee has two kids from a previous relationship. They literally find a place to live together 2 days after the fucking wedding. And every other post from her is about how mentally abusive and how much of a bully her ex is and how he's trying to manipulate the kids to hate her. People tell her to trust in god and he will fix everything (already enough to make an atheist barf with how much praise jesus goes on between these two on facebook) and others warn her to not to disparage the ex on facebook, no matter if it's true or not cause that shit can be used against you in court and she gets pissed off and says she can say whatever she wants when she wants.

**Aksannyi** · 2016-09-29 17:45

Originally Posted by Astylla

There's no excuse at all no dick or pussy is that top tier FFS.

This. I'd rather be alone and using only my vibrator than fucking around with someone like that. I don't ever need dick that badly.

**Gokku** · 2016-09-29 17:50

Originally Posted by Astylla

There's no excuse at all no dick or pussy is that top tier FFS. And I thought I slept with some losers , this makes me feels 1000x better about my life choices lol.

if ive learned anything from my lady friends there is no logic in whom they pick to date / fuck i mean nooone like N O N E , nice guy, career, house keys, car, motocycle, and will treat you like a queen? YA Friend zone that fool and get you a lives at home car doesnt work walmart meat packer who will treat you right. #endsarcasim

**Aksannyi** · 2016-09-29 17:53

Originally Posted by Gokku

if ive learned anything from my lady friends there is no logic in whom they pick to date / fuck i mean nooone like N O N E , nice guy, career, house keys, car, motocycle, and will treat you like a queen? YA Friend zone that fool and get you a lives at home car doesnt work walmart meat packer who will treat you right. #endsarcasim

Yep, we're obligated to date men who are nice to us even if we're not attracted to them at all.

Just like men, we date/fuck people that we're attracted to. Yes, I've had guy friends that I've never had even the slightest bit of attraction to who I'm sure would have loved to date me but they don't have the right to judge my dating choices or make me feel like shit for them. I fuck with people I have an attraction to, not just people who are nice to me.

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