Random Fail: First World Problems

**Astylla** · 2016-10-05 13:27

Bras are way too fucking expensive but if you find ones that work you stock up during good sales. It took me 10 years to find ones that the underwire won't break constantly and I spent about $225 on 8 of them earlier this year and have no regrets.

My fail is I was getting ready to make a grilled cheese and tomato soup and fucking bread is moldy

**Coren** · 2016-10-05 13:35

Originally Posted by Astylla

Bras are way too fucking expensive but if you find ones that work you stock up during good sales. It took me 10 years to find ones that the underwire won't break constantly and I spent about $225 on 8 of them earlier this year and have no regrets.

My fail is I was getting ready to make a grilled cheese and tomato soup and fucking bread is moldy

Your fail is not just cutting off the moldy parts and eating it anyway. Ain't letting no mold get between me and a good grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup!

**Cream Soda** · 2016-10-05 14:28

Bout a vacuum cleaner on amazon and it was stolen off of my front porch.

Whelp, I tried.

This seems like a sign to me that sweeping w/ the broom is good enough.

**Melena** · 2016-10-05 15:21

Originally Posted by Coren

Your fail is not just cutting off the moldy parts and eating it anyway. Ain't letting no mold get between me and a good grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup!

You mistake her for cream soda.

My fail, after thirteen months, had another one of those dizzy spells that knocked me out for about three hours, sweating through my clothes and shit.

**Zetanio** · 2016-10-05 16:00

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Bout a vacuum cleaner on amazon and it was stolen off of my front porch.

Whelp, I tried.

This seems like a sign to me that sweeping w/ the broom is good enough.

Call Amazon, report it stolen, acquire new vacuum. You can tell em to hold it at the post office and then tie it to your back.

**Cream Soda** · 2016-10-05 16:03

I removed the required signature they initially had on the order.

I don't have much of a case on this one.

Been getting packages here for 2 years, ps4, wii u, laptop, pc parts, etc. and have never had anything swiped, lol

**Zetanio** · 2016-10-05 16:05

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I removed the required signature they initially had on the order.

I don't have much of a case on this one.

Been getting packages here for 2 years, ps4, wii u, laptop, pc parts, etc. and have never had anything swiped, lol

You have a case, it was stolen. Report it. I will bet you they send a new one immediately.

**zoobernut** · 2016-10-05 16:14

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I removed the required signature they initially had on the order.

I don't have much of a case on this one.

Been getting packages here for 2 years, ps4, wii u, laptop, pc parts, etc. and have never had anything swiped, lol

It is Amazon just contact them and tell them what happened. Do it by chat it seems like those guys don't want to do anything so they do the bare minimum to to make you happy. Case in point. I ordered a physical CD and didn't get the digital files so I chatted with them. Explained I got the CD asked if they could add the digital files to my account. Instead they just refunded my money.

**Anoat** · 2016-10-05 16:26

Amazon has some of the best customer service, I'm sure they'll get you a replacement no big deal.

**Cream Soda** · 2016-10-05 16:44

Alright, it just showed up now, despite UPS tracking having it marked as "DELIVERED" at about 11am this morning.

**Anoat** · 2016-10-05 17:09

See? They were fast.

**Brill Weave** · 2016-10-05 17:10

My mom asked the wife to get him some different food to eat in the morning for breakfast. Apparently my mom has been giving Noah rice crispy treats as breakfast for the last two weeks. We're both stunned that my mom felt this was appropriate lmao.

**Zealot** · 2016-10-05 17:21

After you reach a certain number of years as a parent you stop giving a fuck man. My mom let my younger brother have ice cream for breakfast for a solid year.

**BerenTebogo** · 2016-10-05 17:41

Order of magnitude, ice cream and cereal with milk are the exact same food. Cold milk with extra sugar.

**Acevalefor** · 2016-10-05 19:45

Set up for doing some siding on a building today. As soon as we got set up, it started raining like mad. I go get the portable awning and set it up. It then stops raining. Did the whole job and started cleaning up. As soon as I took the awning down, it started pouring down rain again. Why the fuck do I live in western Oregon??? I hate rain!

**arus2001** · 2016-10-06 00:07

Net has been down for about 12 hours now. Can't game, Netflix, whatever. First world problem, indeed.

**Xno Kappa** · 2016-10-06 02:20

Can't go to sleep.

**Airenn** · 2016-10-06 07:59

Job's shit so been looking for a new one.

Monday made 15, Tuesday 12, had a girl pick up my Wed to go to that social event that was cancelled, calling off today cause of Hurricane and tomorrow too though the restaurant will probably just be closed.

I might actually lose my job for calling off today but I just don't care. The place is a run down hole.

I just go stir crazy with not having to work.

**Airenn** · 2016-10-06 08:01

I will however use the time today and tomorrow to apply online to a loooooot of jobs. Can at least still be productive.

(And play black ops)

Until power goes out anyway. :D

**Astylla** · 2016-10-06 09:57

I'm legitimately worried about this hurricane in Florida. I lived there 23 years on both coasts and almost every time on the "space coast " it skirted by , but now this is serious and I see people in FB in mobile homes wanting to weather it and I'm terrified.

This is the same complacency that occurred during Hurricane Andrew in South Florida and I remember that devastation and our communities helping with relief efforts. I'm also coming down with some sort of plague and want to die.

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