Random Fail: First World Problems

**Moss** · 2016-10-19 13:03

Originally Posted by Boyiee

All the root beer beers are OK for one too sweet to have multiple. Get on that shock top pretzel!

this. first one tastes great, diminishing returns after that

**Melena** · 2016-10-19 13:05

It's rare I say this, but it's fucking cold in my office.

**Tokitoki** · 2016-10-19 13:08

I wish it were cold here. Why the fuck is it 80 on Oct 18? Fuck this shit. I already took the AC out of the bedroom window. The wide moved downstairs sometime in the middle of the night because the bedroom was too warm, and she likes it when it's warm.

**Melena** · 2016-10-19 13:10

Our AC in our office is bi-polar. It's either way too fucking hot or I watch Penguins go tap dancing by.

**Zetanio** · 2016-10-19 13:25

AC is still broken. T-shirt and shorts for the work day. 85 in here.

**dasva** · 2016-10-19 13:28

It's been getting down to like 50 lately. Shit is pretty rough. Sometimes I wear a light coat over my t shirt on my ride into work. Still in shorts though

**Coren** · 2016-10-19 13:38

Accidentally swatted a stinkbug in my office at work. Smells like ass now. Working out of the conference room a little while I guess.

**Astylla** · 2016-10-19 16:11

Originally Posted by Zetanio

AC is still broken. T-shirt and shorts for the work day. 85 in here.

Fuck that noise. If I want it that warm I'll stay at home in my mom on air conditioned apartment lol.

Originally Posted by dasva

It's been getting down to like 50 lately. Shit is pretty rough. Sometimes I wear a light coat over my t shirt on my ride into work. Still in shorts though

It's been beautiful this is the best time of year , all the boots, jackets and coats I've been hoarding.

It's funny because I grew up in Florida but hate the heat but miss the rain.

Lived in Michigan 5 years then eastern Washington and loved the snow and miss it.
I still tend to drift towards fall/winter clothes more than I should given our relatively mild weather in the Bay Area.

On a side note our office is still fucking cold and I left my work cardigan and hoodie at home since I wore my peacoat into work so my only source of heat has been my hot tea.

**Anoat** · 2016-10-19 16:25

That awkward moment when a girl you stopped talking to a long time ago keeps popping up on my FB's "People You May Know" list with an increasing amount of mutual friends. Ruh-oh.

**dasva** · 2016-10-19 16:31

Originally Posted by Anoat

That awkward moment when a girl you stopped talking to a long time ago keeps popping up on my FB's "People You May Know" list with an increasing amount of mutual friends. Ruh-oh.

So if we stop hearing from you she's found you via mutual friends and has you locked up in her dungeon?

**Melena** · 2016-10-19 17:05

Originally Posted by Anoat

That awkward moment when a girl you stopped talking to a long time ago keeps popping up on my FB's "People You May Know" list with an increasing amount of mutual friends. Ruh-oh.

Just wait till your bosses daughter shows up in that people you may know list.

**Anoat** · 2016-10-19 17:31

It worked out okay for that one dude in the FoD thread.

**AoE** · 2016-10-19 18:33

Originally Posted by Anoat

That awkward moment when a girl you stopped talking to a long time ago keeps popping up on my FB's "People You May Know" list with an increasing amount of mutual friends. Ruh-oh.

I'll have you beat with said friend asking you for a friend request and messaging you about how she regrets not choosing to be with you after 2 years have passed and she had a kid she can barely take care of.

**Anoat** · 2016-10-19 18:45

Originally Posted by AoE

I'll have you beat with said friend asking you for a friend request and messaging you about how she regrets not choosing to be with you after 2 years have passed and she had a kid she can barely take care of.

You win. That's a whole lot of NOPE.

**Tyrath** · 2016-10-19 18:48

Originally Posted by AoE

I'll have you beat with said friend asking you for a friend request and messaging you about how she regrets not choosing to be with you after 2 years have passed and she had a kid she can barely take care of.

Dodged a bullet, man.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-10-19 19:29

was it airenn?

**Airenn** · 2016-10-19 19:30

I got no kids man! I'm not sure I know who he's referring to, either. He may or may not have told me about her.

**dasva** · 2016-10-19 19:37

Originally Posted by AoE

I'll have you beat with said friend asking you for a friend request and messaging you about how she regrets not choosing to be with you after 2 years have passed and she had a kid she can barely take care of.

Not really one up but somewhat comparable. So few years ago I was with this chick and she cheated on me while I was on vacation because well as she put it that's just how she is and isn't built for monogamous relationships for longer than a few months and I was away for like 3 whole days. So nope break up block her done and move on with my life. Then like a little over a year ago or so I started getting these random text messages (like hey I got your name tattooed on my ass followed by merry Christmas or whatever lol) that I thought were wrong number but was actually her. Whoops forgot when I swapped phones I kept the same number but had to manually reenter my contacts and she obviously didn't make the cut.

I try to be mostly polite and she apologizes a lot and says she's not that person anymore and apparently been in a relationship with the same girl pretty much since we broke up blah blah can we be friends again. Sure whatever. We start talking a bit turns out reason she started again with me is because her gf is super jealous or something and basically sees any of her friends as rivals and scares them off so she's so lonely she's messaging exes from years ago lol. Kind of hints rather strongly at wanting to leave said relationship but can't because she's emotionally dependent and also because helps her basically scam the state with her disability. Get invited to Christmas dinner. Ok wasn't doing anything and hey free food right. Kids sort of remember me and were fun to hang out with. Her gf mostly just left right away lol. Was ok time. She continues to text a lot all needy like till finally I guess she gets in big fight with gf and comes over to my place where she eventually asks me to leave my gf for her. I'm like what no. And she literally asks why not. Anyways we still continue on even watch her puppies during 4th of July. Then apparently her gf out of nowhere starts being nice again and now 90% of the messages she sends are I'm sorry I've been way too busy staying at home doing nothing for the last 2 weekends to return any messages. Whatevs shit was way too awkward anyways for someone who wouldn't even take it in the butt

**AoE** · 2016-10-19 19:41

I haven't told anyone about her because I honestly forgot she existed these past two years. She's one of those few types of crazy I actually avoid.

**Astylla** · 2016-10-19 19:41

Originally Posted by Tyrath

Dodged a bullet, man.

Originally Posted by Anoat

You win. That's a whole lot of NOPE.

Seriously fuck all that noise. I dodged several bullets myself and can't imagine how fucked up my life would be if things went different.

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