Random Fail: First World Problems

[Airenn]

Not fond of pumpkin myself, and never had rhubarb pie. I've always wanted to try it though.

We had pecan trees, so pecan pie is what I grew up on.

[Zetanio]

Pecan pie is also a terrific pie.

Basically all pies are good pies. Savory, sweet, whatever.

[Anoat]

Pumpkins are useless and stupid...

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

[Tyrath]

Only use for pumpkin is halloween decorations.

Apple pie is where its at.

[Cream Soda]

Pumpkin pie master race.

I'll shit on your floor if you disagree

[Roranora]

Don't forget the pot pie and the pizza pie

[dasva]

Apple pie is where its at.

Speaking of which total win today. Coworker came in with a homemade apple pie to share

Don't forget the pot pie and the pizza pie

And Sheppard's pie. Yum

[Zetanio]

Pumpkin pie master race.

I'll shit on your floor if you disagree

You wouldn't get into my building. No body pillows allowed.

[Tokitoki]

I'll talk to the building manager and tell them we need to check their water connections for our project. He won't get to your floor, but he'll be in the building.

[NynJa]

My dog just pulled a dine n dash on me.

[dasva]

So the one coworker that was always trying to hook up with any chick and such quit a few months ago and moved. Seems he was planning on coming back but he got his 17 year old girlfriend pregnant. Not sure if that is going to stop him I hope so though despite how much it makes me feel better about my own life

[thetruepandagod]

Andalusian forced me to make a tinder and now i'm a manwhore. Also I have done my part to spread this flu in a 100mile to all girls in a 100 mile radius.

[Anoat]

Comcast is implementing a 1TB data cap in my area. I don't ever get anywhere near that, but it's the principle, ya know?

[Ksandra]

I think you need to chill for a moment and think about the universe and the people in it.

See, most people aren't hotties. Hot people get lots of press and post lots of photos because that's one of their assets and they're proud of it. So we see a lot about hot people, and it's easy to forget that plain people look good too. Most of us are thoroughly plain. We're not really actively unattractive, but maybe don't photograph well or are overweight or out of shape or whatever. These people still have an appealing facial structure, but for whatever reason don't meet all the criteria most people think of as "hot." I think my looks are plain and I'm really self-conscious about my teeth, but I get compliments relatively often (for a guy) because I carry myself well and have nice hair/beard. And you might think you don't have something like that, but most people do, and that sort of thing doesn't always translate well across photos.

Further, it is important to know how you stand in the universe. You are a mother, a wife, a daughter, a teacher, a friend, a gamer, etc. I would imagine those are some of the more important priorities in your self-identity, yes? None of those things requires great physical beauty. Oh, sure, we'd all like to change some things about ourselves, but would it impact how you went about being any of those things? "I'd be happier." is not a fully thought out answer. Because would you? I know lots of hotties. Many of them are downright unhappy. To use my teeth as an example, having them magically fixed would not make me happier. I would be spared the occasional moment of self-consciousness or regret, but overall it would have little impact on my happiness.

Because, much like money, beyond the "comfortable enough" level, looks stop giving happiness. And also rather like money, part of reaching that threshold is learning to be comfortable with what you have.

I appreciate it, and I definitely do understand it. It just kinda hits me once in awhile that I'll never know what it feels like to be normal.

And no, I am not plain. I'm not like grotesque or anything, but definitely under the tier of plain.

[thetruepandagod]

I distinctly remember you lookin normal. There are others on this site I cannot say the same for.

[dasva]

Comcast is implementing a 1TB data cap in my area. I don't ever get anywhere near that, but it's the principle, ya know?

Shit me too. Sent me a letter the other day while also assuring me that I should definitely be fine since I'm way under... but if I do go over they going to gang bang the shit out of me. Whelp good thing Sonic is moving in

[Guitarman]

I will probably go over the cap since I watch Twitch streams like 4x a week. Time to find an alternative, or get them to exclude me.

[FNH]

Comcast is implementing a 1TB data cap in my area. I don't ever get anywhere near that, but it's the principle, ya know?

They had that years ago, I got a warning.

[Abandon]

sweet potato pie. fucking casuals. 50/page, blackend smart. anything else, and your life is worthless and you should consider chute-less jumping from the top of that glass bridge in china

[Cream Soda]

sweet potato pie.

I'll allow this because of how dark you are.