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    Now, I'm not one to complain about friendzoning, I think it's a bullshit excuse for being a pussy.

    I chill with many lady friends, but goddamn it's so much easier to just chill with guys. Women = drama always and forever, and none of them can just drop it.

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    unless gay most inter-gender platonic relationships are really not worth the effort imo, as soon as one gets a sig nig other things get weird, i contend that one of the people in these relationships is trying to smash and hasn't had their determination crushed hard enough yet

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    To say that it's only women that create unnecessary long term problems is stupidity at it's highest.

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    stop taking exaggerations for sake of humor seriously we got enough of that around here already

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    unless gay most inter-gender platonic relationships are really not worth the effort imo, as soon as one gets a sig nig other things get weird, i contend that one of the people in these relationships is trying to smash and hasn't had their determination crushed hard enough yet
    I got to say, after wanting to smash, and her getting a sig nig (literally), things got a lot less weird, actually. But she's a weird/sheltered/immature chick, so there's that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    To say that it's only women that create unnecessary long term problems is stupidity at it's highest.
    Yup, gay men do it too. Must be a feminine trait.

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    sooner or later that nigga gonna wanna fuck you up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    semen cookies, If she bites
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    sooner or later that nigga gonna wanna fuck you up
    Long story short, he a playa playa, she finds out, they hardly talking (she was a virgin, btw), they both stop talking etc. etc. When we're drunk together, I have to stop myself(and her) because I know that if anything happens she'll just make it hella awkward bc she's like that.

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    I tend to find myself treated as if I was a gay best friend. beta as fuck.

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    What does beta mean and why did it pick up popularness? I assume it means the opposite of alpha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I tend to find myself treated as if I was a gay best friend. beta as fuck.
    don't fret bud because

    http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs/awesome.jpg

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    That would be Omega.

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    Chance that chix got a dix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    That would be Omega.
    Har har har.

    Shut the fuck up faggot.

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    women without constant drama are a rare, rare breed. my best friend is of the female variety, but in something like 7 years she's never come to me with drama bombs or emotional support needs despite being king of the friend ladder. chick is chill as fuck, so i don't mind lack of smashing, and we both date/smash other people just fine without things getting weird. I have little doubt that I could smash/marry the hell out of her if I tried and vice versa, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
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    Gotta be the best you can be.

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    2 of my best friends from highschool date eachother. He jokes around because I'm pretty much her boyfriend just without the sex. She's awesome though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    What does beta mean and why did it pick up popularness? I assume it means the opposite of alpha.
    beta male bro, as opposed to the alpha male top dog. beta males are pussies personified. in picture form, they look like this:

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1297653524

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