Ladies of Spam

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-26 10:26

oh i thought any time someone made an unwanted advance you were supposed to go to spam and post about it and be like LOL LOL but then get hella serious and/or mayad

**Demosthenes** · 2012-03-26 10:32

I should make a thread everytime someone makes a pass at me and I turn them down. I should also make a thread everytime I get laid. Have you guys heard trunk sex is the worst yet? Inb4 0 posts will be made.

**Linliel** · 2012-03-26 10:39

I wouldn't recommend sex with elephants anyway. I hear they can be pretty brutal.

**Kuya** · 2012-03-26 10:43

I bet tonko would sign up for that

**Demosthenes** · 2012-03-26 10:45

Wonder what diseases you can get from that.

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-26 10:46

well the elephant might get HIV

**Demosthenes** · 2012-03-26 10:47

Or maybe it will give him something new that cures hiv.

**Rocl** · 2012-03-26 10:47

the cure was staring us in the face the entire time

**Demosthenes** · 2012-03-26 10:49

You stare at elephant trunks?

**Linliel** · 2012-03-26 10:49

HOT

**Conrad** · 2012-03-26 10:50

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

You stare at elephant trunks?

it's like a hand
on your face

**Linliel** · 2012-03-26 10:50

PREHENSILE LIPS

**Demosthenes** · 2012-03-26 10:51

LOL! So like fisting?

**Linliel** · 2012-03-26 10:52

*shudder*

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-26 10:55

wait a minute this isn't the trunk sex thread

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-03-26 10:56

I had to double check qalbert, gdi.

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 11:09

PREHENSILE DICKINGS

JUST PASSIN EM OUT

**Linliel** · 2012-03-26 11:10

You are? how generous of you

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 11:12

o

sure
yah

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-26 11:16

are they hickory smoked?

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