YOUMADNESS FINAL: Spaghetti vs. Day

[Conrad]

Welp, here we are folks. YouMadness was certainly intriguing this year, with an unprecedented amount of campaigning, voter fraud, and sniping at each other whilst trying to avoid winning by any means necessary.

In other words, it was a complete success.

For our final, we the people of Spam have selected two of the finer posters amongst our community. On one side, we have Mertron, whose dry wit and willingness to say and do anything for a laugh has been well-recognized and enjoyed. In our bleak and vast internet existence, he is a gem. Truly outrageous. On the other, a man so polarizing that entire forum sections have made him a pariah. The only poster I've seen able to stretch a single comment into a full ten page argument -- in a thread about barbeque, no less. Beloved and hated by the people for his trolling and humor alike while not becoming personally invested in the discussion, Day exhibits a paragon that we should all strive to achieve.

Unfortunately, we can only vote for one of these two to win YouMadness 2012. Think wisely before you cast your ballot. You have two days to decide. Thanks for everyone who participated this year, and I hope you all enjoyed it. Here's to 2013.

Good luck, gentlemen.

[Shiroikage]

While Mert is amazing, Day is just basically the best.
sorry mert

[Mertron]

there is only one vote that matters and i already got it

heres to you, stumblingdrunk

whoever the fuck you are

[Stumblingdrunk]

my vote is for beer

[Mertron]

like i said, i got the only vote that matters

[Blarg]

are you guys trying to fuck up my bracket? Mert isn't getting any damn younger so this is probably our last and only chance to vote for him and give him something to smile about while he lies on his death bed in a few months time after doctors discovered he has been missing a brain his entire life and in its place was an extra funny bone. you should have seen the look on his face, just a blank smile, so sad

anyways vote mert because and stuff

[Kiarax]

If you don't vote for Day you don't know shit about posters.

[Milkster]

Day puts in work/werqqq (for the hood readers out there).

[Callisto]

If you don't vote for Day you don't know shit about posters.

I got at least 6 on my wall, get at me

[Ryko]

S/O to Dark Knights

[Callisto]

don't you mean white knights

[Linliel]

I voted for Mert because it looks like he can use some help.

[Callisto]

You're just getting him closer to losing to last-second votes so that I can change his name

[Linliel]

Also, that.

[Day]

merts feelin da heat, heads lookin sweaty,
niggas bout as hard as a bowl of spaghetti
yeah your wit is dry, but bitch i'm like the Serengeti,
with cotton mouth, hailing from the dirty south,
i think you in the closet, and it's time to come out.
said they call me day, ain't nothing changed but my change, imma stay the same,
this nigga used to be mert then he changed his name,
to some fucking pasta, oodles of noodles, fuckin macaroni,
and cheese, bitch please, call your mama tell her to blow me
you been jackin blargs shtick since day one, fixin to be crying about "day won",
probably go back to watching gay porn by the time this is done
so take your vote from stumblingdrunk, lin and luci and all the other punks,
i got my finger in the air not giving a fuck

[Odon]

I want you all to be aware that this took place.

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/109...=1#post5120754

Whoever rectifies this situation gets my vote.

[Chun Liroy]

Glorious

[Mertron]

merts feelin da heat, heads lookin sweaty,
niggas bout as hard as a bowl of spaghetti
yeah your wit is dry, but bitch i'm like the Serengeti,
with cotton mouth, hailing from the dirty south,
i think you in the closet, and it's time to come out.
said they call me day, ain't nothing changed but my change, imma stay the same,
this nigga used to be mert then he changed his name,
to some fucking pasta, oodles of noodles, fuckin macaroni,
and cheese, bitch please, call your mama tell her to blow me
you been jackin blargs shtick since day one, fixin to be crying about "day won",
probably go back to watching gay porn by the time this is done
so take your vote from stumblingdrunk, lin and luci and all the other punks,
i got my finger in the air not giving a fuck

terrible meter, and i find your use of off-rhyme shallow and pedantic

[Day]

nigga u a lame

[Mertron]

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I