YOUMADNESS FINAL: Spaghetti vs. Day

[Mertron]

almost thereeeeeee

[Mertron]

I come to herald the defeat of Day.
O Muse! Sing in me, and bring forth fame;
Youmadness should not fall his way.

He slanders men by asserting “gay”
But I would not employ the same;
I come to herald the defeat of Day.

His posts do nothing but display
Misogyny and hatred in his name.
Youmadness should not fall his way.

Fellow Spam citizens, to you I say
A vote for Spaghetti brings no shame.
I come to herald the defeat of Day.

My posts, good or bad, are always on display…
Has he even posted here after day one of this game?
Youmadness should not fall his way.

To you, I never bring forth dismay…
Except for now, this poem is lame.
I come to herald the defeat of Day.
Youmadness should not fall his way.

[Mertron]

ID LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER IN TWENTY MINUTES

[Callisto]

I come to herald the defeat of Day.
O Muse! Sing in me, and bring forth fame;
Youmadness should not fall his way.

He slanders men by asserting “gay”
But I would not employ the same;
I come to herald the defeat of Day.

His posts do nothing but display
Misogyny and hatred in his name.
Youmadness should not fall his way.

Fellow Spam citizens, to you I say
A vote for Spaghetti brings no shame.
I come to herald the defeat of Day.

My posts, good or bad, are always on display…
Has he even posted here after day one of this game?
Youmadness should not fall his way.

To you, I never bring forth dismay…
Except for now, this poem is lame.
I come to herald the defeat of Day.
Youmadness should not fall his way.

I couldn't find an image to properly explain my feelings on this, but I did find this so here

http://www.eris.net/%7Ejohan/images/boo.jpg

[Mertron]

so you're saying you liked it

thanks calli, that means a lot to my penis

[Milkster]

That degree is already starting to pay for itself.

[Mertron]

philistines

[Day]

needs more pantaloons

[Howie Roary]

what's with the culottes boy?

[Day]

i doth remove my glove at you spaget ye olde

[Mertron]

i doth remove my glove at you spaget ye olde

sir i say sir, i demand satisfaction

[Howie Roary]

[Day]

i bite my thumb off at thee nigra

[Mertron]

i bite my thumb off at thee nigra

this old black ram is tupping your white ewe

[Callisto]

Okay now this definitely is some dumb trolling competition

[Day]

Okay now this definitely is some dumb trolling competition

tis merely a flesh wound

[Mertron]

a hit, a very palpable hit.

[Howie Roary]

thine computer is so ye olde that it hath a return key

you swine!

[Linliel]

Very nice, Mert. You have my vote.

[Shiroikage]

I am glad that this has turned into a rap battle