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Well, that just happened.
Mr. BananagrabberSweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast
I am disappoint TNA
The Swanton off the tree was cool, the rest was just...... idk? Quick camera cuts and shitty video/audio quality didn't help
Yeah that was insane. Words can't explain what just happened.
My favourite line from this was when Matt was talking to the gardener about needing gasoline. "I need fuel to delete Brother Nero!"
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I appreciate the sheer camp factor of it but the production quality got in the way of the enjoyment a bit for me, and that ending was pretty dumb.
I mean either way mission accomplished I guess, I watched TNA live for the first time in years.
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What the hell is Matt Hardy's character lol?
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8/10 will watch again, or maybe I'll wait til someone just compiles all the vignettes and the match into 1 youtube video.
Oh wait...
VIDEO
Also, this should tell you most of what you need to know about this feud:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCirc...ead_the_final/
It doesn't nail it all, like Big Money Matt/Broken Matt's twitter antics, the contract signing video, etc. but I think that should give the general idea.
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When did Matt started to use this weird ass gimmick lol?
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I have no words to describe what I just watched lmao.
"ITS A DILAPIDATED BOAT!!!" I'm fucking dying here lmao.
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When they did the double turn with him/EC3 and he won the title back, he became "Big Money Matt". After the "I Quit" match he became "Broken Matt" and started speaking with some odd (and inconsistent) "Shakespeare" accent. It's kind of been morphing over time.
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The best was when Jeff had that roman candle and Matt is speaking in his weird accent and then just goes "OH SHIT!" and runs.
Mr. BananagrabberSweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast
I enjoyed how after both going in the water they were completely dry in the span of about 15 seconds.
The Roman Candle/Boat/Water/Willow/Taser/Gardener sequence
https://streamable.com/nhkb
If that doesn't make sense out of context, don't worry. It didn't really make sense in context either.
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VIDEO
Edit: Maybe the best wrestling shirt ever
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FYI that a special detailing the CWC is following NXT tonight.
I missed the middle part with the drones. I have to say this part trumps the match 100 fold. Give them the Oscar.
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Drones had some awesome Brother Nero Facts.
Mr. BananagrabberSweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCirc...n_facts_about/
I love that were getting a directors cut of a wrestling match.
Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
Originally Posted by
Delirium
I don't even have words to describe what I just watched. All I can say is both of them look like shit after all the drugs and stuff they've done.
RNGesusSweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast
I've been reading you guys talk about that shit for a while, but I just watched it.
Wtf.
Mr. BananagrabberSweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast
It's the logical endgame of wrestling as "sports entertainment."
Just without the logic part.