General WWE Discussion: Roman Weeps, Taker Retires, MNK/SAM/RDM LFP

[Delirium]

This weekend ugh
Friday - Ring of Honor, EVOLVE w/ Cody Rhodes debut
Saturday - EVOLVE, NXT, UFC
Sunday - Super J Cup, 6 hours of Summerslam

I'm sure I'm missing other stuff that is live stream too.

[tyven]

To highlight the crazy amount of quality matches we got last week (Meltzer ratings)

Ibushi vs Alexander ****1/2
Okada vs Tanahashi ****3/4
Naito vs Omega *****
Goto vs Omega ****3/4

This looks way worse when you find out its on a scale of 10

[Vagrant]

If this keeps up WWE is going to have to call up the rest of NXT for Raw and Smackdown.

Eva Marie suspended 30 days for violation of the talent wellness policy.

[Delirium]

If this keeps up WWE is going to have to call up the rest of NXT for Raw and Smackdown.

Eva Marie suspended 30 days for violation of the talent wellness policy.

Finally WWE has a spot for Sami Zayn on the Summerslam card!

EDIT: stolen from reddit
"From Concord, California, comes the most stylish, elegant, bewitching, eternally beguiling, contentiously charismatic, and fantastically fascinating woman to appear in this or any arena. Allow yourself to be seduced, enchanted, dazzled, and entranced by All Red Everything herself, Eva Marie........who has violated the wellness policy and will not be here for the next 30 days."

[Anoat]

Paige was truly a trailblazer, opening the door for all of the women to get Wellness Violations.

[Vil]

I thought it was a joke when I saw the subject line on reddit. What the hell is going on there?

[Anoat]

Sounds like Paige had a hell of a birthday party.

[tyven]

sup with the sextape tho

[Tyrath]

Hope eva is in on the sex tape part too. About the only thing she'd be good for.

[Tyrath]

Seriously though so much for the big heel eva push

[Xno Kappa]

Damn was Eva at the same party or something lol?

[Krandor]

I was amazed that the reddit thread about Eva Marie wasn't a kayfabenews link.

[Anoat]

I was amazed that the reddit thread about Eva Marie wasn't a kayfabenews link.

They already have a headline, I believe it was "Undertaker suspended for 30 days after wellness test reveals he is, in fact, a dead man"

[Zealot]

Damn was Eva at the same party or something lol?

Exactly what I thought. Cocaine for everyone!

[Vil]

Brother Nero should stay away from the obsolete "ladders with rungs"

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/...12303516303361

[Xno Kappa]

Brother Nero should stay away from the obsolete "ladders with rungs"

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/...12303516303361

Okay. I'm in. This Broken Matt/Brother Nero shit is entertaining as hell lol.

[Delirium]

[Delirium]

Amazed Shibata remembered the belt for once.

[Anoat]

Neville & Sami Zayn vs. The Dudley Boyz has been added to the SummerSlam pre-show. I'm expecting this will finally be where Bubba turns on D-Von.

Eva says her wellness violation was for failure to turn in medical paperwork by WWE's deadline.

And for tyven, Enzo explains why he wrestles in Jordans instead of boots.

It’s actually a funny story. I used to wear wrestling boots when I first got signed to the WWE. It was mandatory that each and every single superstar under contract buy and wear boots, or wear amateur wrestling shoes, which are thin cut. It wasn’t a stipulation in our contract or anything, but when you showed up to wrestling school, the head coach would say “Hey do you got your wrestling boots?” So I had to go out and buy wrestling boots, which I had never worn before in my life. I did not feel comfortable in them.

What ended up happening was I had a freak incident where I broke my leg in training in the performance center while wearing wrestling boots. It wasn’t so much “Oh, he was wearing wrestling boots,” but in my mind I was like “It’s the wrestling boot.”

If you ever looked at the spectrum of people in the company wearing sneakers for a long period of time, it’s only John Cena. When I broke my leg I came to our head coach with a doctor’s note that said “Enzo needs to be wearing sneakers when he wrestles because he broke his leg and that’s what he feels comfortable in.” Breaking my leg was the be-all, end-all of wrestling boots [for me], and I turned it into an opportunity to capitalize on a market that I am infatuated with. When I came back, the first pair of shoes I wore when I got in the ring was the Ferrari 14 Jordans.

[Delirium]

Thats 13 matches now? They announced a rematch of tne 12 man tag from SD too.