General WWE Discussion: Roman Weeps, Taker Retires, MNK/SAM/RDM LFP

[Krandor]

He'll prolly be fine. I'm pretty sure he got the Evolve job thru WWE, who definitely saw potential in him after his tryout awhile back.

[Tyrath]

https://streamable.com/9y4m

So candid. I love it.

[Trigun]

The person that reported AJ Styles was on the ropes all night last week, you were half right after all.
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2016/8/...-story-in-gifs

edit:

"Jesus Zipper" a.k.a. "Jesus Seam"
From Urban Dictionary:
The Jesus seam is the vertical hemispherical ridge across a man's testicles implying this is where God welded or stitched him together.
I got kicked right in the balls so hard I thought I split my Jesus seam.

[Vagrant]

He'll prolly be fine. I'm pretty sure he got the Evolve job thru WWE, who definitely saw potential in him after his tryout awhile back.

This. WWE basically sent him to EVOLVE to get experience before they eventually sign him to a development deal. He has done some good work in EVOLVE so far especially considering his lack of experience.

[Delirium]

This is so stupid, but funny. Unlike the old day segment which was just stupid.

[Tyrath]

Classic WWE. Give Sheamus a 3-0 lead in the best of series. And then squander the beginning of the comeback by making it 3-1 at a London live event.

[Trigun]

God bless Uncle Rhyno. Heath is awesome.

[Delirium]

Pretty excited for Delete vs Decay tonight.

[Melena]

So rumor has it Paige has legal representation due to the fact supposedly Mark Carrano went to Paige and told her that if she didn't break up with Del Rio, that she would be fired.

[Anoat]

If WWE tried to fight that they'd have to admit in court that wrestlers are employees and not independent contractors and they ain't gonna go down that road.

[Melena]

Wife is going to be pissed if she gets let go. Paige is the only woman's wrestler she liked, though I've been trying to turn her towards Becky and Sasha so I can openly talk about my love interests without getting dirty looks from her.

[Tyrath]

I mean she's most likely gone. Lawyering up doesn't usually end well for your WWE career.

W/E. Becky is bae and get your wife to see that.

[Delirium]

Wife is going to be pissed if she gets let go. Paige is the only woman's wrestler she liked, though I've been trying to turn her towards Becky and Sasha so I can openly talk about my love interests without getting dirty looks from her.

Clearly you are doing a poor job as a husband. Your wife should have a fearladyboner for Asuka

Edit, unrelated but Matt Hardy(probably in character) will be on Observer Live around 3:30

[Melena]

Clearly you are doing a poor job as a husband. Your wife should have a fearladyboner for Asuka

Edit, unrelated but Matt Hardy(probably in character) will be on Observer Live around 3:30

She's really not big on Asians. First time she saw her though against Bailey, she did reply "I can see why you'd want to fuck her"

[Zealot]

The rumor is HHH is not big on Del Rio due to his lifestyle and wants Paige to stay away from him.

[Delirium]

I'm sorry if anyone isn't listening to Matt Hardy is missing out. First he said the soul of Smokin Joe Frazier is in the body of a kangaroo. He is using said kangaroo to train Jeff with sparring sessions. He also said he owns a collection of 'spot monkeys' which have no souls.

[Krandor]

Just getting to watch CWC now, Noam Dar vs ZSJ was some beautiful submission wrestling.

[Tomiko]

Reminder that Delete or Decay is tonight.

[Delirium]

After watching Delete or Decay, I have more questions than answers.

[Delirium]

Alberto Del Rio officially gone for WWE.

For those that didn't watch.