General WWE Discussion: Roman Weeps, Taker Retires, MNK/SAM/RDM LFP

[Melena]

The problem with a Show/Khali team is Khali can't even fall. His body is a mess due to his height and mass. Watch any of his matches in the last year and you'll see he has horrible issues with his hips. If it's not a squash match or something where he gets taken out quickly and isn't in the match, it's not going to work.

[Tyrath]

Kane/Show were a much better tag team than Show/Khali will be. I can see it working for a short run though where Show does most of the grunt work and Khali comes in for the finish and whatnot.

[Lucavi]

Yeah, I feel bad for Kahli; he literally can't bend over, so its usually going to be a squash match or something like royal rumble rules where all you have to do is knock him out of the ring, its going to be a bust. Its a shame too, because I love the guy. He's in absolute GREAT shape for a guy his size, and he gets over with the crowd, which is all you need in wrasslin'.

I still want Mason Ryan to get his goddamn degree in wrasslin' so I can see him fuck up this Ryback match. I'm tired of seeing squash matches in general; I want to see all of these huge burly men that the WWE has now fight eachother instead of coming in, scaring the little kids with their hulking forms, and doing little to nothing else.

Still, its a pretty easy paycheck, so I doubt they're complaining unless they really want to show the world their mic skills.

[Makwa]

I still think Khali is really a cheap robot created to wrestle.
Lesnar is just... ugh on the mic. He can get a point across, but when left alone too long, he talks about the feels that he feels you feeling, and he feels it.
Dat bella cameltoe.

[Lucavi]

Khali doesn't even need to wrestle; he finds his way into quite a few movies, but yeah, I can't imagine how hard it is to bend down with his body type; he looks like he's constantly walking on stilts.

[Mjd]

Woops, forgot it was 3 hours this week. Too involved in TERA. Sad I missed Edge

But seriously, Lesnar is god awful on the mic. He needs to do less talking and more fighting.

He's been working with Paul Heymen supposedly...The Josh Matthew's slap was hysterical.

Cody Rhoads avatar/sig = win.

He needs to take out Slow Show once and for all.

Kahli is awesome. He sang happy birthday to Cena after the show, it's pretty awesome.

[Ponto]

Last nights promo shows how badly Lesnar needs a mouthpiece for him to hype something.He gets his point across, but just in such a fashion you became disinterested in whatever he is saying, which is not what the WWE wants considering the contract they signed him for. They should swallow some humble pie and get Heyman in, he was a large part of the Lesnar package and they could benefit from him creatively as well.

[Trigun]

Yea Lesnar was always shit on the mic. My expectations are very low for his match.

As for the PPV heres the lineup.
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar (Extreme Rules Match)
World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan (2-out-of-3 Falls Match)
WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho (Chicago Street Fight)
Randy Orton vs. Kane (Falls Count Anywhere Match)
Intercontinental Champion Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes
United States Champion Santino Marella vs. The Miz
(loltagteams?)
and it will be @ Allstate Arena in Chicago, IL it should be the hypest crowd since the post WM Raw.

It's been said that this PPV is a better version of WM.

[Lucavi]

Should have Mark Henry vs. Teddy Long up there or something. Whatever happend to Henry getting that one black manager guy in his corner? Did the writers just decide to plotkai that out of existence?

[Makwa]

AW is still around, "scouting."
He talked to Epico and Primo(tag champs) last night. I think he may be forming a stable.

[Anoat]

If someone wants to PM me their link to stream the PPV on Sunday that would be much appreciated. I gave the WWE my money for WrestleMania, they ain't getting it again this soon.

[arus2001]

Fuck, keep Heyman away from TV. His voice is bad enough, but that greasy goblin look he rocks isn't helping.

[Kalmado]

If someone wants to PM me their link to stream the PPV on Sunday that would be much appreciated. I gave the WWE my money for WrestleMania, they ain't getting it again this soon.

/ for link too!

Fuck, keep Heyman away from TV. His voice is bad enough, but that greasy goblin look he rocks isn't helping.

Agree with the look, but I'm with others on wanting him to mouthpiece for brock. That interview of him talking in the third person had me eyerolling.

[Mjd]

Let's say he doesn't come back because Vince wants nothing left of ECW...Let Vickie drop Dolph since he gets heat on his own know and add Brock to her stable.

[Trigun]

Putting ideas in my head...
The PPV is Extreme Rules, commentators can't call wrestling moves let alone MMA holds, so what happens? They bring Paul Heyman as guest commentator.

Cole called the Walls of Jericho(Lion Tamer) the Lionsault on Monday.

[Kalmado]

How in the bloody hell did Cole get his position anyways? I always though he would fade out after a short time. Hell, I'd take Jonathan Coachman back. Gimme the Coach!!

[Xno Kappa]

Probably when Jerry became too likable to be a heel-type commentator. Need the obligatory douche bag.

[pugnax179]

Bring back JR full time, hes a good commentator, and there is a reason why Undertaker requested that he call the HiaC match at WM28
CM Punk was golden on commentary when he did it for a time
William Regal is better than Michael Cole any day and Booker T is just so bad at times, its funny

[Kalmado]

Booker is that guy where you kinda go, "damn man you are retarded, but funny and I like you!"

[pugnax179]

big news out of the WWE today in that

STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) for 60 days effective Thursday, April 26 for his second violation of the company's policy.

Interesting since hes disabled atm and one of the big faces of the company, how this will play out