General WWE Discussion: Roman Weeps, Taker Retires, MNK/SAM/RDM LFP

[Mjd]

He can barely walk!!!

No need to walk when you're having sex with your daughters doppelgänger

[Tyrath]

The fact that they used both Brock Lesnar and a returning Triple H in the opening segment tells me that we'll be seeing the Undertaker later tonight.

Edit: Also obligatory OMGZ GUIS SO MUCH BLOOD THE ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK!!!!!11one

[NynJa]

OMG ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK HOLYSHIT

[Tyrath]

You see Exoduso, in that one promo CM Punk gave Undertaker good reason to attack him.

[Exoduso]

You see Exoduso, in that one promo CM Punk gave Undertaker good reason to attack him.

Haha just came to post that Punk just set up the match with Taker. He practically said every single word but "phenom".

[Kalmado]

I was hoping Taker would come out then. Hope we see a great main event tonight. Also, Goldberg chants had me cracking up.

[Tyrath]

There you have it. Swagger's title shot doesn't seem to be in jeopardy due to his idiocy. Glenn Beck and all the media hype might have saved him. Who knows, he may even win the title if everyone forgets about his DUI by then.

[Degenxerate]

There you have it. Swagger's title shot doesn't seem to be in jeopardy due to his idiocy. Glenn Beck and all the media hype might have saved him. Who knows, he may even win the title if everyone forgets about his DUI by then.

I have a feeling if he wins Ziggler will cash in and immediately win. Ziggler did promise to cash in sometime between a couple weeks ago and WM. I just assume that meant at WM since I don't see him cashing in before then unless he loses.

[Tyrath]

Ziggler has been promising to cash in all the time so I wouldn't put too much stock into that. But that is very possible.

[Exoduso]

Sheamus and Randy are still without any WM opponents... is there a particular reason they're still waiting with the Orton heel turn?

[NynJa]

Theyre waiting for someone who doesnt know Randy Orton's name

"My name...is Randy Orton"
planted fan yells out "WHO ARE YOU"
RKOs the fan and heel turn commence

god I should write this shit.

[Exoduso]

Welp, looks like Sheamus/Barrett is happening.
Looks like yet another WM where Orton's opponent is picked w/o any buildup whatsoever... like Kane last year.

[Tyrath]

Sheamus and Randy are still without any WM opponents... is there a particular reason they're still waiting with the Orton heel turn?

No idea but I feel like we're gonna get Barrett vs Sheamus.

[Yugl]

The fact that they used both Brock Lesnar and a returning Triple H in the opening segment tells me that we'll be seeing the Undertaker later tonight.

Edit: Also obligatory OMGZ GUIS SO MUCH BLOOD THE ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK!!!!!11one

Didn't see this part; what happened?

[Tyrath]

Didn't see this part; what happened?

McMahon was beating up Heyman with his crutches. Lesnar came to attack Vince. HHH came to make the save. After HHH shoved Lesnar into the post, Lesnar was bleeding like a madman from his head. They went back and forth but Triple H ended up getting the upper hand with a chair.

[NynJa]

Mc and the walrus were supposed to fight
Brock came out
then HHH came out
Brock got busted open
pretty badly

[Exoduso]

"WE THE PEOPLE" is getting old really fast lol. Swagger just needs to stay silent and let Zeb do all the talking.

[Yugl]

I see. Three replays gooooooo.

[Exoduso]

lol they actually played a tout of undertaker showing up at the house show just before the main event...
They leave no room for suspense, huh?

[Melena]

Reading the spoilers (I don't get the east coast feed) HHH also pissed his pants during the brawl with Lesnar.

Also it's possible to do a match with no buildup and have it work. Can't remember the year but they had Angle out in the ring bitching about his lack of a match and Benoit came out and said hey, I don't have a match either, let's go and boom, instant match that if I remember right pretty much stole the show.