General WWE Discussion: Roman Weeps, Taker Retires, MNK/SAM/RDM LFP

[Anoat]

Just watched the new Batista doc on the network. It was pretty lame, but I did laugh at one part while Batista was talking to Great Khali.

Batista: We're doing a DVD here. I'm gonna tell 'em all about our Punjabi Prison match...
Khali: Nooooooo!!!! Lies!!!

[Melena]

Oh god, the memories of that horrible Punjabi Prison Match with undertaker. Made the fucking Giant Gonzalez look like a 5 star match.

[NynJa]

Sometimes you cant help but wonder how no one in the creative process thought "THIS IS A BAD FUCKING IDEA"

[Tyrath]

Still better than the Kennel from Hell in a Cell match.

[Melena]

Still better than the Kennel from Hell in a Cell match.

Hell in a Kennel was at least humorous due to the whole pepper thing. I'm wondering though if Big Boss Man pissed on vince or something, between that and dragging Big Show's dad's casket with big Show on it was some god awful punishment booking right there.

[Anoat]

From the Big Show DVD, Big Show said him diving on the casket and riding it was an improv on his part and everyone loved it so much they decided to keep it, lol

[Xno Kappa]

Hell in a Kennel was at least humorous due to the whole pepper thing. I'm wondering though if Big Boss Man pissed on vince or something, between that and dragging Big Show's dad's casket with big Show on it was some god awful punishment booking right there.

Thanks for reminding me about that gloriously terrible segment lol.

[Melena]

As much as the attitude era is loved, it did bring upon some horrible horrible segments. I mean who can forget HHH drugging, marrying (and most likely raping) Stephanie to get at Test. Or Stephanie being tied to a cross and carried to the ring to be married to the undertaker. Come to think of it, Stephanie sure has been involved in a lot of sexual assault with the WWE.

[Krandor]

How can you mention shitty attitude era storylines and not bring up Mae Young giving birth to a hand?

Or Val Venis and the "choppy choppy your pee pee"

[Tyrath]

Katie Vick, nuff said.

[Krandor]

Katie Vick was after the attitude era, but yes that is pretty much the low point in the history of WWE storylines.

[Melena]

How can you mention shitty attitude era storylines and not bring up Mae Young giving birth to a hand?

Or Val Venis and the "choppy choppy your pee pee"

God damnit, I scrubbed the hand from my memory. Val Venis getting castrated, I don't know why, it may have been all the beer I drank, was laughing at. I miss Kai N' Tai.

[AidenCarby]

I don't follow MMA, what happened with the Gracies?

MMA grappling has evolved way beyond what the Gracies originally brought to the sport. Good to have a foundation maybe? But MMA grappling nah, even look at Roger Gracie...most dominant Gracie competitor atm and he's not doin' too well in MMA.

[Krandor]

Dirtsheet rumor about Undertaker

Spoiler: show

It depends on whether he feels he can still compete at a high enough level, but apparently plan is for a Wrestlemania match with Bray Wyatt.

[Melena]

My body is ready

[noblemountain]

so, anyone wanna talk about that time teddy hart beat cm punks ass outside waffle house?

[Tomiko]

They basically became the Taco Bell equivalent to Mexican food.

MMA grappling has evolved way beyond what the Gracies originally brought to the sport. Good to have a foundation maybe? But MMA grappling nah, even look at Roger Gracie...most dominant Gracie competitor atm and he's not doin' too well in MMA.

Ah, thanks for the update.

so, anyone wanna talk about that time teddy hart beat cm punks ass outside waffle house?

I never heard about this, when did this happen? lol

[noblemountain]

early 2000's, teddy has a legit boxing background...but he is like a buck fifty soaking wet

[Anoat]

Just a reminder for those with the network, tonight is the NXT special. Sami Zayn's last chance against Adrian Neville in a "loser gets called up to the main roster" match.

[Melena]

I hope it's Nevile who gets brought up. The thought of Nevile vs Cesaro, D. Bryan, Ziggler, Rollins, Ambrose etc gives me a huge boner.