Mega Millions jackpot @ $640M and won

[Marootsoobutsu]

My wife bought a ticket for her, one for me, and one "for our daughter." Two hit the megaball, and one of those had another number, too. Spent $3.00, won $5.00. Feels good.

[arus2001]

I hear arus will take it.

He's not a millionaire, though.

[Necronus]

Winning numbers apparenly sold in Baltimore County ..... thats where I am ... Y I NO WIN

[NynJa]

And we have no idea if they won or not. What, 3 people posted so far? I wouldn't have posted shit if I won; I'd be too busy screaming my head off, you know, away from the internet.

The net would be the last place I'd be if I just won between 3-400 million dollars.

To be snarky just to be snarky is stupid.

I'd buy a lifetime ban on anyone who made stupid quotes about "stupidity tax" or whatever and pay to have the message say something equally condescending.

Of course first I would run in the streets naked screaming at the top of my lungs

[Arvin]

i've never fainted in my life but i imagine something like this would probably cause me to faint

[Vandole]

edited title cause someone won it. if i would have won i would have put half the amount of money i win into facebook with dat lump sum. lmao.

[hey]

I'd buy a lifetime ban on anyone who made stupid quotes about "stupidity tax" or whatever and pay to have the message say something equally condescending.

Of course first I would run in the streets naked screaming at the top of my lungs

I guess it's a good thing you'll never win then! Enjoy your tax.

[Hatedregret]

Wish it was me of course, but I'm happy for whoever won. That's not just life changing for one person. Every person that is close to them will be forever taken care of.(provided they aren't a douche)

I wasn't thinking of shit I could buy. I was thinking of all the smiles I'd see from friends and family being given large amounts.

[Zetanio]

Deleted due to not reading dates.

[archibaldcrane]

Wish it was me of course, but I'm happy for whoever won. That's not just life changing for one person. Every person that is close to them will be forever taken care of.(provided they aren't a douche)

Most people who win piss the money away in bad investments, which isn't surprising given their penchant for buying lottery tickets.



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[Vendog]

My friends brother just got 10k. 4 numbers and powerball. No trolling.

Its mega millions not powerball. Powerball is tomorrow.

[Maguspk]

[Zetanio]

3 people on my Facebook got 4 numbers -_- Two of them were in together but still.

There's a winner in Maryland.

[bluefan]

Hahahahaha!

I really hope he's joking...

[Souj]

Hahahahaha!

I really hope he's joking...

I'd take it! $2.13 can buy a lot of stuff!

[Valisk]

3 winning tickets in Kansas, Illinois, and Maryland.

~$153M each

I figured there would be multiple ties do to the sheer amount of people playing. The estimated jackpot jumped $100M from THursday to Friday. Even Sportscenter was talking about the jackpot.

[Souj]

you know, that's gotta suck. You actually win the lottery, but then you have to share it.

/1st world problems

[Dantrag]

Fuck it, I'd take 100M... fuck I'd take 10k like the other guy that won. I'd be fucking ecstatic with that lol.

[Ksandra]

We should all be thankful my friend did not win, as he planned to spend the money on creating a zombie apocalypse and a cure serum that he would keep for himself.

[Brill Weave]

I would buy an island and hunt it's human inhabitants for sport.