2011-2012 NHL Playoff Thread: MOOSE NOOSE ON THE LOOSE

[Izzy]

Thinking about dropping 300 bucks on a ticket. Then 70 bucks on a Kings jersey to troll.

[bluefan]

Me and the waitress at the pub high fived when Devils won. 20% tip earned right there.

Going back Saturday. Their half price wings were delicious.

[Callisto]

Dale Tallon gets a contract extension. Hope you guys are ready to see the Cup parade in South Beach in 2014

[Deader2818]

Wouldnt there only be a parade after he leaves?

[bluefan]

Lol, Sportsnet talks about the porn star that was behind the Devils bench every few minutes.

[Callisto]

Wouldnt there only be a parade after he leaves?

oh sure let's just gloss over the fact that L.A.'s poised to win a Cup the exact season they acquired Stanley Cup Champion Colin Fraser, who came to Blackhawks in a trade orchestrated by then-assistant GM Dale Motherfucking Tallon. Coincidence? Fuck no. Best make like Jagr and Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

[Richybear]

LOLin Fraser.

[isladar]

Best make like Jagr and Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

I love you, Ryan.

[BadKarma]

Welcome to NY Alex Radulov

[Palin]

Welcome to NY Alex Radulov

McKenzie refuted that rumor. For now at least.

[Brill Weave]

I've actually been hearing a lot recently Staal and Martin to Carolina for Skinner and their 1st round pick. I would be ok with that.

[Ratatapa]

Time for the NHL Coyote's Vote!

Goldwater tried to shit again but atm nothing major

[Brill Weave]

Fuck Goldwater.

[Palin]

I've actually been hearing a lot recently Staal and Martin to Carolina for Skinner and their 1st round pick. I would be ok with that.

That'd be a brutal trade for Carolina. Skinner alone is worth more than that package.

[Ivaden]

I don't want that little bitch on the Penguins. Hearing it from idiots that Crosby dives all the time is enough, no need to add Skinner to the mix.

[Brill Weave]

Ignoring that part, we'd lose Martin's awful contract. Skinner has more offensive pop than Staal but isn't anywhere near as proficient defensively. So it's a wash now. Add in a 1st rounder and I think it's a no brainer.

[Sepukku]

How about Martin for the 1st, keep Staal, forget Skinner? I like that best.

[Judai]

Lol, Sportsnet talks about the porn star that was behind the Devils bench every few minutes.

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[bluefan]

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She was in todays and yesterdays papers too.

Hilarious.

[Ivaden]

She's not that attractive in my opinion, but I'd be lying if I said I would turn her down. Those boobs are once in a lifetime experience without 400 lbs extra weight behind them on some mouth-breathing otaku girl.

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