I would like a Vanilla Sundae with Raspberry syrup (hold the beaver anus please)

**Qalbert** · 2012-04-11 09:46

what a nerd

**Rocl** · 2012-04-11 10:14

but he's in a relationship with a bird

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-11 14:13

Originally Posted by Qalbert

YUS

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-11 14:13

Originally Posted by Qalbert

he deleted it and unfriended. no frens now.

NUU

**Sera** · 2012-04-12 12:48

http://consumerist.com/2012/04/beave...bly-eaten.html

moar gross?

**Greatguardian** · 2012-04-12 14:31

who cares, all our parents had sex and we fell headfirst out of our mother's vaginas assuming you weren't cut out of her belly and everything is made of stardust anyways so what does it matter what animal secretes what you are just eating aborted star fetuses you fucking baby killers

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-12 14:35

no one cares that they eat beaver anus, this is so weird

**Charismatic** · 2012-04-12 14:35

You would want to hold a beaver anus.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-12 14:36

I like beaver, I like anus

I do not like beaver anus

**Sera** · 2012-04-12 14:37

I'm at the beaver
I'm at the anus
I'm at the combination beaver and anus

**Charismatic** · 2012-04-12 14:38

How do you feel about the area between the beaver and the anus?

**Charismatic** · 2012-04-12 14:38

Do you like to hold this?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-12 14:39

what's your function beaver & anus conjunction?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-12 14:39

Originally Posted by Charismatic

How do you feel about the area between the beaver and the anus?

'taint bad

**Greatguardian** · 2012-04-12 14:49

If I liked vanilla sundaes an hour ago I will still like them now despite knowing that there is beaver anus involved because beavers are fucking cool and it really doesn't change anything.

**Greatguardian** · 2012-04-12 14:52

is ignorance bliss when it comes to the things we put into our bodies? maybe, but it only sets us up for shock stories like this one and the whole pink slime thing. if i go to mcdonalds i know i am eating congealed slime with a boat of NaCl on it but i do not give a shit because sometimes i just want to eat congealed slime with a boat of NaCl and fuck you don't judge me for it.

**Greatguardian** · 2012-04-12 14:53

if i want to police everything that i put into my body i'll grow a garden and raise some chickens in my backyard and slaughter them myself goddammit

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-12 15:10

If I was going to get all grossed out about what goes into food then I'd have probably starved to death long ago

**Shiroikage** · 2012-04-12 15:13

I have literally eaten jellied pork blood.
this is not really a big concern

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-12 15:16

blood guts whatever, this is doo doo butter here folks

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