SPAM CHORTLES TIER LIST

[Charismatic]

Just thought I'd clear that up.

[Day]

no one is going to take the circle jerk crown from the ny crew don't worry

[Sera]

Actually, being catty is apparently equal to not trusting it.

I'm trusting it though. Derock seems like he knows a lot about the females.

[Sera]

no one is going to take the circle jerk crown from the ny crew don't worry

No homo

[Ryko]

no one is going to take the circle jerk crown from the ny crew don't worry

Homie, your antics in 09 literally originated the first crewing accusation in spam. You, sera, and ivve were tighter than blarg's fit in derock's asshole.

[Sera]

see what i mean?

Not really, could you elucidate

[Ryko]

Not everything is about you, derock.

[Ryko]

In fact, so little in spam is about you that you have to lap from Blarg's balls to retain any relevance. And considering I was straight up absent for a year, that's bad.

[Day]

Homie, your antics in 09 literally originated the first crewing accusation in spam. You, sera, and ivve were tighter than blarg's fit in derock's asshole.

thats 2000 and late son, i'm stayin fresh talkin bout current events

[Day]

Not really, could you elucidate

[Ryko]

thats 2000 and late son, i'm stayin fresh talkin bout current events

Just sayin', your current affinity for being the social crutch for the idiotic doesn't mean you weren't balls deep into that crewing shit when it suited you.

[Sera]

Why is Day the new Beckwin?

Tappytalks doesn't show gifs broham. I'll have to see it later.

[Day]

Just sayin', your current affinity for being the social crutch for the idiotic doesn't mean you weren't balls deep into that crewing shit when it suited you.

Yeah I got that from your first post.

[Ryko]

this is pretty obvious seeing as how you're still hanging on to the thought that i do nothing but ride blargs jock

Let's recap, buddy.

You lurked for at least 2 years, randomly jumping out of the bushes to take pot shots at me until you decided to cut that shit and post terrible shit that I lterally couldn't help but page down past for what, another 3 years? Now i'd put cash money on the likelidhood that at least a third of your posts are just replies to blarg.

You just suck, dude. Day is not coming to your aid because you're worth defending, but because he can't help but jump in front of the e-bullying bullet. You're like the zelda of spam, no one is wasting the effort trying to save you, they're doing it because of the fun in fighting ganondorf.

[Ryko]

Plus zelda is a boring, otherwise uninteresting little bitch so you got that in common too.

[shepardG]

Here we go?

[Ryko]

Yeah I got that from your first post.

Would you like for me to extend it by stating that your only possible defense for claiming crewing is the sheer fact that I'm married to another detractor? I kind of make a point not to chime in on her shit, and even told y'all niggas to kick rocks when you tried to get me to crew up with you way back when. It doesn't even apply currently.

[Sera]

Itt the unfunniest person in spam makes a thread about funny people.

In before lame, unfunny stock comeback about how I didn't make the thread.

[Ryko]

Having a memory and holding a grudge are kind of different. I don't actually care about back when, just felt relevant if I wanted to share your life story. You sucking is just a current reality, it's not my fault it was true back then too.

[Blarg]

how the hell are derock and I a circle jerk? fat as he is you can't have 2 people form a circle. at least have the common decency to refer to us as unshaped man2man jerkers