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    worst tragedy ever

    Fucking McDonald's gave me chicken nuggets instead of chicken selects...I go there like once a month when I crave me some bad for me chicken but I don't want the complete ass chicken from diarrhea land. This is why people from McDonald's work at McDonald's

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    Also, first world problems

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    nuggets are better anyway

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    I once got hard tacos instead of soft from taco bell and didn't find out until I got back home so I know that feeling

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    if it took that long they were soft tacos

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    don't pretend you know me or my taco's

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    what does a pumpkin know anyway

    go rot in the sun and smell bad

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    i just hanged out with friends at mcdonalds and my friend's wife just implied she wants a foursome with me and my bf

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    this shit is always happening in mcdonalds

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    is your married male friend bi or does she wear the pants and if she wants a 4some with 3 dudes he just bends over and takes it

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    with the time I saved writing 4some instead of foursome I was able to waste even more of that saved time writing this stupid post

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    he's straight but probably wouldn't freak out having naked dudes touch him

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    and she's really really into gay porn

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    i blame mcdonald's for all of this

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    interestingly, there was this forcefield around mcdonald's

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    that pink slime has addicted that girl to gay porn and now she is balls deep in the gay lifestyle

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    she's become a total fag for that gay porn

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    that james deen character probably lured her into regular porn when she was just a teen and then it was a slippery slope from there

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    james deen is a menace to all our wholesome women who don't watch any porn and suck at sex

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