RIP Callisto

**Mertron** · 2012-04-17 15:42

the only rooster i know is a pretty funny guy

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 15:43

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

he is going to have to get close to me to attack, I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER A BIRD

I am being honest here in saying you will be pecked to high hell.

**Day** · 2012-04-17 15:44

i've seen several a grown ass man retreat from a flogging chicken and or rooster

**Mertron** · 2012-04-17 15:53

the next time i see a rooster i will take pictures of me beating the shit out of it and ripping its neck off and post them on facebook, and in return i will assume there will be thunderous applause and congratulations and no action 5 news team

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-17 15:54

in a fight to the death how many chickens would it take to kill you?

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 15:55

They only attack when they have shit to protect for the most part. Any other time they will run from you.

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-17 15:57

these chickens have taken drugs to make them very very angry

**Mertron** · 2012-04-17 16:01

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

They only attack when they have shit to protect for the most part. Any other time they will run from you.

pffffft, cowards

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 16:18

**Callisto** · 2012-04-17 16:22

reports are that the guy was in great shape and knew how to swim, definitely not me on either count

also the swan was put there to ward off the niggergeese, just goes to show how strong white power really is

**Brill Weave** · 2012-04-17 16:25

Here's the problem with this. These people are getting attacked because they are deliberately fucking with these birds. I'll straight attack up the fucking thing. No lead up. No fucking around with it first. I'm latching onto that shit and tearing it apart, not swatting at it with a water bottle.

Even with the guy in the water. If the goose is close enough to attack you, it's close enough for you to grab it and haul it's ass underwater.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 16:29

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Here's the problem with this. These people are getting attacked because they are deliberately fucking with these birds. I'll straight attack up the fucking thing. No lead up. No fucking around with it first. I'm latching onto that shit and tearing it apart, not swatting at it with a water bottle.

Even with the guy in the water. If the goose is close enough to attack you, it's close enough for you to grab it and haul it's ass underwater.

No. Geese and swans can attack without proper provocation.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 16:30

Also LOL at grabbing a swan in the water.

**Linliel** · 2012-04-17 16:32

Yeah have to say, there's a reason geese are sometimes used as "guard animals".

**Mertron** · 2012-04-17 16:33

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 16:37

Guys, we're dealing with an expert here, no need to claim you can fuck up a 3lb bird.

**Day** · 2012-04-17 16:38

more amused at establishing male dominance via attacking a 3lb bird

**Brill Weave** · 2012-04-17 16:41

more amused at establishing male dominance via attacking a 3lb bird

I had a moment of clarity where the ridiculousness of this debate hit me. Maybe I can't fuck up a swan, but I'll beat a duck's ass into the ground.

**Mertron** · 2012-04-17 16:42

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

I had a moment of clarity where the ridiculousness of this debate hit me. Maybe I can't fuck up a swan, but I'll beat a duck's ass into the ground.

dont worry, i can fuck up a swan

**Milkster** · 2012-04-17 16:44

Have to get all that pent up childhood aggression out on something.

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