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  1. 2012-04-17 16:44 #41
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    you would run like a girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    you would run like a girl
    i already run like a girl

    BUT I FIGHT LIKE A CHAMPIONS
  3. 2012-04-17 16:47 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    more amused at establishing male dominance via attacking a 3lb bird
    What's funnier, asserting dominance via attacking a 3lb bird, or presumably, getting made a bitch by a chicken.
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    I fought a goose once but we ended up calling it a draw after charging our spirit bombs for 3 episodes and getting hungry. I ate the goose afterwards.
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    Only some of that post is untrue.
  6. 2012-04-17 16:49 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatguardian View Post
    I fought a goose once but we ended up calling it a draw after charging our spirit bombs for 3 episodes and getting hungry. I ate the goose afterwards.
    This is why you should get out.
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    Listen it's not my fault you do not appreciate stale humor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatguardian View Post
    Listen it's not my fault you do not appreciate stale humor
    that position has been filled
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    Should I apply for power top then?
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    ill have to check the gay porn thread

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    Farm animals are not to be trifled with. Saw an uncle get fucked up by small goat sized ram.
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    Now a ram I am not fucking with. Those fuckers have horns and shit. They crazy.
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    >100lb ram
    >3lb chicken

    u srs brah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post
    >100lb ram
    >3lb chicken

    u srs brah
    Are you some brand new kind of stupid? I was talking about farm animals in general, not comparing weights. I was also not insinuating weight mattered in the issue. I already asserted that a chick will fuck a nigga up. I simply went ahead abd blanketed all farm animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    I've seen a dude get fucked up by chickens legend of zelda style.
    Demo's African as Fuck Tales from Nigeria
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    Yeah have to say, there's a reason geese are sometimes used as "guard animals".
    Geese are nasty, my gran had a guard goose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Demo's African as Fuck Tales from Nigeria
    Funny in retrospect but the dude was bleeding at the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Are you some brand new kind of stupid? I was talking about farm animals in general, not comparing weights. I was also not insinuating weight mattered in the issue. I already asserted that a chick will fuck a nigga up. I simply went ahead abd blanketed all farm animals.
    You just paralleled getting fucked up by a ram with getting fucked up by a chicken. Obviously you can make that leap when you think a chicken will fuck you up, u srs bout that chick brah.
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    I didn't parallel shit. If I wanted to make one, I would have specified that. I made a secondary statement.
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    twelve shades of presumptive up in here.
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