RIP Callisto

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 17:12

You paralleled it the instant you extended the chicken-fuck-uppery to all farm animals.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 17:14

A general statement. A parallel. Okay.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 17:18

You made a general statement... which placed chicken and horse in the same "you gon get fucked up" stance.

I mean it's ok if you can't deal with chickens, no one's gonna take your man card or anything.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 17:19

I take it you didn't live on a farm.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 17:22

Nope. Pretty sure I could harm a 3lb bird way more than it could harm me.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 17:25

The 3lb bird moves faster you ever could.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-04-17 17:25

The 3lb bird moves faster you ever could.

Just get a white guy holding a siren and watch how fast he goes.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 17:30

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

The 3lb bird moves faster you ever could.

Then it will be running away, in which case I don't really care if I harm it.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 17:30

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Just get a white guy holding a siren and watch how fast he goes.

He'll also get tired before the bird.

**Day** · 2012-04-17 17:30

I'm serious leroy, I would love to see you try to wrangle a rooster to it's death. holy fuck I would laugh so hard.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 17:31

**Demosthenes** · 2012-04-17 17:31

Originally Posted by Day

I'm serious leroy, I would love to see you try to wrangle a rooster to it's death. holy fuck I would laugh so hard.

LOL

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 17:35

Yup, that guy sure looked like he was trying to kill a rooster.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 17:36

Originally Posted by Day

I'm serious leroy, I would love to see you try to wrangle a rooster to it's death. holy fuck I would laugh so hard.

I don't think there's a situation/person where this wouldn't be funny to watch.

**Callisto** · 2012-04-17 17:37

Originally Posted by Day

I'm serious leroy, I would love to see you try to wrangle a rooster to it's death. holy fuck I would laugh so hard.

I'd elbow drop the shit out of a rooster

**Brill Weave** · 2012-04-17 17:38

The 3lb bird moves faster you ever could.

Apparently you never watch Rocky III either! All that video shows is that the chicken is a counter puncher.

**Kiarax** · 2012-04-17 17:45

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

If this mother fucker just stepped up to it rather than trying to slap it from arms length he'd have no problems with it or it'd run away. Or it'd jump and grab on to him in which case it's an easy target. I've seen some big ass swans or geese do crazy shit but a single chicken wouldn't be a problem.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-17 17:46

Originally Posted by Kiarax

If this mother fucker just stepped up to it rather than trying to slap it from arms length he'd have no problems with it or it'd run away. Or it'd jump and grab on to him in which case it's an easy target. I've seen some big ass swans or geese do crazy shit but a single chicken wouldn't be a problem.

You never grew up on a farm, did you?

**Day** · 2012-04-17 17:48

yeah grab that rooster lol...

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-17 17:51

not so tough now are you
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