Ridiculous Police News (Specific events)

[Acevalefor]

[Ksandra]

http://kdvr.com/2014/11/25/man-arres...rand-junction/

Man from Fruitville points a banana at two cops, one of whose last name is Bunch. Gets arrested and could face prison.

[notorious bum]

Looks like they released the video of the 12yr old who was killed over bb gun... getting updates from reports now

Brandon Blackwell ‏@BlackwellTweets
Cleveland police officer shoots #TamirRice immediately after leaving his moving police car http://s.cleveland.com/KhEh5AP via @clevelanddotcom

mark naymik ‏@marknaymik 14m14 minutes ago
Video shows Rice walking away from gazebo as cop car drives on grass toward him. Officer jumps out while car moving and shoots him.

[Nephlite]

Looks like they released the video of the 12yr old who was killed over bb gun... getting updates from reports now

Brandon Blackwell ‏@BlackwellTweets
Cleveland police officer shoots #TamirRice immediately after leaving his moving police car http://s.cleveland.com/KhEh5AP via @clevelanddotcom

mark naymik ‏@marknaymik 14m14 minutes ago
Video shows Rice walking away from gazebo as cop car drives on grass toward him. Officer jumps out while car moving and shoots him.

Can't even tell from the distance what was going on. Either way, that was too damn fast. Poor kid

[Nephlite]

Looks like they released the video of the 12yr old who was killed over bb gun... getting updates from reports now

Brandon Blackwell ‏@BlackwellTweets
Cleveland police officer shoots #TamirRice immediately after leaving his moving police car http://s.cleveland.com/KhEh5AP via @clevelanddotcom

mark naymik ‏@marknaymik 14m14 minutes ago
Video shows Rice walking away from gazebo as cop car drives on grass toward him. Officer jumps out while car moving and shoots him.

Can't even tell from the distance what was going on. Either way, that was too damn fast. Poor kid

[Headspace]

looks like a clean shoot to me boys

[6souls]

Denver police attempt to punch drugs out of a suspect's mouth, trip a pregnant woman, then attempt to delete the video that a bystander was recording

According to Fox 13, witnesses and police agree that the man in question, identified as David Nelson Flores, stuffed a white sock into his mouth when he saw an undercover narcotics officer approach his car. The officers pulled Flores from the vehicle, bringing him to the ground.

The unidentified plainclothes cops were then joined by two uniformed officers, Charles Jones IV and Christopher Evans. The video footage shows Evans holding down Flores while Jones proceeds to punch his face six times after audibly yelling, "Spit the drugs out! Spit the drugs out!"

"Those were the hardest punches I have ever heard," Levi Frasier, the witness who recorded the incident on a tablet device, told Fox 13.

A visibly pregnant woman, screaming in Spanish for the officers to stop, can be seen running towards the melee. As she approaches, Jones swipes at her legs, tripping her to the ground — face and stomach down. According to Fox 13, Jones later told a superior he believed the woman was going to kick him.

Frasier said that when police noticed that he was recording, they demanded that he turn over his device and threatened him with arrest. He said that the officers seized his device despite his protestation that they had no authority to do so. He alleges that they sifted through his personal photos and images, and that on returning the tablet, he found that the video of the Flores incident had been deleted. The footage had been immediately uploaded to the cloud, however, and Frasier was able to retrieve it and share it with the media.

Police reports make no mention of deleting video footage.

Images of Flores's face, also obtained by Fox 13, show him to be distinctly bruised. The suspect was arrested and charged with resisting arrest and two drug felony charges. The pregnant woman, Mayra Lazos-Guerrero, faced charges for obstruction, drug possession, and child abuse because there was a child in the car during the arrest. Following a missed court appearance, Denver police has issued a demand that the two suspects turn themselves in.

https://news.vice.com/article/denver...pregnant-woman
http://kdvr.com/2014/11/24/denver-po...llegal-search/

[Moss]

"we dont want you to choke, so we'll fracture your face instead"

pmuch

[Nephlite]

Or we don't want you to swallow the bag of heroin in the sock and die from it.

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah, i know whenever my niece needs to get something out of her baby's mouth she punches it in the face repeatedly

[NynJa]

yeah, i know whenever my niece needs to get something out of her baby's mouth she punches it in the face repeatedly

I doubt the baby has teeth (since you've made no mention of age), and if she does, the jaw strength to cause significant harm by biting down. I'm not defending skull fracturing, but your argument to this was weaksauce.

[BaneTheBrawler]

if thats what passes for an argument around here, no wonder the mods wanted to close this section.


in the rest of the universe, that is what is called "satire." satire is related to jokes.

[6souls]

It's too bad. Even if you ignore him he won't go away.

[NynJa]

It must be pretty easy to discuss things when anyone says something that you dont like you just do this:

right kids?

[NynJa]

But yeah, taking a drugs out of an adults mouth is akin to taking something out of a babys mouth. Totally comparable, I'm such a fucking idiot for thinking otherwise, I should just kill myself.

Whats next on your list if fucking retarded comparisons?

[6souls]

But yeah, compare taking drugs out of an adults mouth to taking something out of a babys mouth. Totally comparable, I'm such a fucking idiot for thinking otherwise, I should just kill myself.

Since when is punching someone in the head/face the preferred method to prevent joking?

[NynJa]

Since when is punching someone in the head/face the preferred method to prevent joking?

I'll assume your blood is boiling, and you meant "choking"

I'm not defending skull fracturing, but your argument to this was weaksauce.

And people accuse me of not reading shit.


What course of action would you take, since you're obviously a knowitall, what would be a better action to take? I'm not a cop, I dont deal with drug dealers trying to evade arrest by swallowing their stash. So what would you prefer? sticking your fingers in his mouth?

[BaneTheBrawler]

But yeah, taking a drugs out of an adults mouth is akin to taking something out of a babys mouth. Totally comparable, I'm such a fucking idiot for thinking otherwise, I should just kill myself.

Whats next on your list if fucking retarded comparisons?

holy shit

[NynJa]

holy shit

You really think pulling something from a babys mouth is the same as pulling something from the mouth of an adult, dont you?

[Teryu]

Since when is punching someone in the head/face the preferred method to prevent joking?

A lifetime of telling someone they aren't funny and never will be works a lot better.