Ridiculous Police News (Specific events)

[Ashmada]

I'm still laughing at him thinking he is protecting my freedom. He forgot I paid for his education. Where is my thank you?

Man, you're playing with fire. He could kill you 5 times before you hit the ground!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Still upset for being shut down saying dumb shit? Feels good man. Keep setting yourself up to help me pass my day.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Give us another comic book turned movie quote that you think makes you look smart.

[Ashmada]

Huh?

Just laughing at all the tough guy posturing, no idea what you mean.

[Valisk]

Watch out for the pepper spray and his stronger dad.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Look who came back when he thought he could hide in the crowd. PROPS FOR THE FREE ADVERTISEMENTS BRO!

[Dimmauk]

Yeah you weren't paying taxes then nice try though. I'd like to see where you would be right now without an armed forces. Why didn't you enlist by the way? Too pussy to get your hands dirty and do some real work?

I've been paying taxes since 1990, were you even born yet? I thought about joining the military, but they said I was too smart. Looks like they were right.

[hey]

I'd like to see where you would be right now without an armed forces.

Oh damn, just thinking about that.

That would be amazing.

[Dimmauk]

Man, you're playing with fire. He could kill you 5 times before you hit the ground!

LOL!

Military pukes were always my favorite people to fight. The look in their eyes after getting choked out is still burned in my brain. The look is almost a look of betrayal, they are so surprised their lolmilitary training failed them. As if my years of specailzed training was nothing compared to what they learned.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

> accuses someone of being internet tough guy
> tries to act like internet smart guy

[Dimmauk]

Oh damn, just thinking about that.

That would be amazing.

It was important during the world war eras, but now? LOL

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

LOL!

Military pukes were always my favorite people to fight. The look in their eyes after getting choked out is still burned in my brain. The look is almost a look of betrayal, they are so surprised their lolmilitary training failed them. As if my years of specailzed training was nothing compared to what they learned.

You can't even figure out birth control, but you're trying to convince BG you're an MMA pro now? This is better than I thought. Do you jump out of planes for lunch and punch tanks in face for charity?

[Dimmauk]

> accuses someone of being internet tough guy
> tries to act like internet smart guy

Now you know what you look like.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I look like a guy trolling 5 people at once into falling over themselves with contradictions. Wanna know what you look like?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Then again you all are calling the guy "crying over a dog" an internet tough guy with all kinds of hilarious posturing about what you would do with a gun against a dog

[Ashmada]

A gun and a dog? Not my kind of parties, that. What happened to good ol' whores and crack?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

LOL!

Military pukes were always my favorite people to fight. The look in their eyes after getting choked out is still burned in my brain. The look is almost a look of betrayal, they are so surprised their lolmilitary training failed them. As if my years of specailzed training was nothing compared to what they learned.

This is seriously the funniest shit ever said on BG I can't stop reading it

[BaneTheBrawler]

I love my sons. This shit is epic.

[hey]

It was important during the world war eras, but now? LOL

Oh sure, there definitely was a time where a military would be important to maintain. It would still make sense to have a (very) small army ready, just in case something happens. But have one large enough to be capable of fighting a single, let alone multiple wars? It's quite silly really.

[Dimmauk]

You can't even figure out birth control, but you're trying to convince BG you're an MMA pro now? This is better than I thought. Do you jump out of planes for lunch and punch tanks in face for charity?

Wife just had a baby and couldn't use birth control yet so I had to wrap it up a couple times = not figuring it out? That's actually is figuring it out you either trolling poorly or you are a fucking moron. Which is it? I've been in martial arts longer than you've been a man. LOL keep on trying though, cause I can do this all day.